#wadzilla

[doubtfultaste]

Chillerama (2011)

[gonetodash19]

Chillerama (2011, Wadzilla segment, Adam Rifkin)

[doubtfultaste]

From the "Wadzilla" segment which is way too good to belong in this anthology.

Chillerama, which I just watched, is one that makes me feel shamefaced for saying I loved anything to do with it, but well I really enjoyed that first segment. Although the feature's overall aesthetic is great, reviving the 40's-80's grindhouse movies, pretty much as a tribute to the drive-in era, the rest of it is just as dumb and mysoginist as one can be, even if "subtely". The Hitler one could have worked if it'd made me laugh and if the monster didn't look like Rob Zombie and Star Wars had a kid. "I was a teenage Werebear" was just boring non-sense even though it had some cool nasty scenes that I'll prolly gif. Beyond "Wadzilla", the "Deathication" thing was the most effective thing about this, giving me the instant urge to take a dump. At least I got a giggle outta that.

Dumb, unfunny and for most part just "eh.", this time not in a good way. Except for Wadzilla, again. That alone could be an 8 outta 10. So... still an ok watch for when you were working 'til late last night and your cat wakes you up at 5am so you watch something hopefully stimulant enough to keep you awake til the end (even though you struggled at times) and that doesn't ask for you to use too much of your brain.

[killappeal]

the jonad files but it’s jay-z’s verse on monster

[justplainsimon]

*Goes to pick up a single sperm (1) off the ground*

[toybyblockb]

omfg

[a-green-gentleman]

The giant mutant sperm just started dry humping the Statue of Liberty. Aaaaand the military just nuked it. There is semen everywhere.