This Could Be Better

Hello, my name is Simon. I like the spooky, the weird and the obscure.  Birthday is July 29

[despazito]

Kent Monkman (Cree, b.1965), The Scream, 2017

Acrylic on canvas, Denver Art Museum

[despazito]

"what if famous racehorses were attractive anime girls?" boring, milquetoast

"what if secretariat was a gambling addict who killed himself?" intriguing, subversive

[simplysnaps]

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

[mrhealyourgirl]

bird courtship looks like this to me

[treecitysessions]

Kirsten Dunst Turning Japanese.mp4

[despazito]

when i was a tween and getting into weeb shit my musichead dad wanted to express interest in my hobbies by showing me turning japanese by the vapors

[gondwana]

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[stroebe2]

[sapphireh3arts]

today is the ten year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. a full decade ago, i lost a friend and a coworker. i was lucky. i had friends that lost several people. today, please remember and fight for all those that have died to live the live they should have been free to. i'll always remember you, Cory.

[carvedhopeonmywrist]

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[handweavers]

people like the idea that there is an identity they can claim that will absolve them of the responsibility to examine their beliefs and actions and adjust them accordingly to better align with their values and desired outcomes but there isn't, we all have to practice humility and do the work regardless

[hotvampireadjacent]

[genderkoolaid]

fucking evil but what do i even expect

[genderkoolaid]

#inappropriate with tits inappropriate without tits you can’t win

[alpaca-clouds]

Tumblr. The side where two people in normal beach wear hugging each other is deemed inappropriate, while the "what's hot" main recommendation is currently chucking two explicit pornographic photographs of random ladies at me that I am fairly certain have been posted by the accounts in question without the knowledge or the consent of the depicted people, given the respective accounts post a lot of softcore porn of a lot of different people without credit to anyone.

[firedragon1321]

This video would've made me so happy to see fucckkkk. Even just the pic of him in this screenshot gives me hope.

[genderkoolaid]

Here's the original video on Tiktok! People should be able to watch it without an account as well.

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yall aren’t gonna believe this

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I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

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I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

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IT IS A THING NOW

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Important update: it has been several weeks and little mans still needs to inspect and rub his face on the shower head every single night before bed so after washing up and putting on my jimjams I then have to get up on a stool like

[despazito]