This Could Be Better

Hello, my name is Simon. I like the spooky, the weird and the obscure.  Birthday is July 29

[human-pet-they]

I feel like the third person on here way way too often

[never-obsolete]

Sony AIBO Computer Chronicles - Computer Buyers Guide (2000)

[lokaror]

Some sort of scary creature just ripped leon kennedys buttcherks clean off.

[dogpuppy]

[openingadoor]

Margiela Dolls via maurice auction

[castlerobin]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[bpdloop]

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

[lovelyladylavie]

[despazito]

Kent Monkman (Cree, b.1965), The Scream, 2017

Acrylic on canvas, Denver Art Museum

[despazito]

"what if famous racehorses were attractive anime girls?" boring, milquetoast

"what if secretariat was a gambling addict who killed himself?" intriguing, subversive

[simplysnaps]

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

[mrhealyourgirl]

bird courtship looks like this to me

[treecitysessions]

Kirsten Dunst Turning Japanese.mp4

[despazito]

when i was a tween and getting into weeb shit my musichead dad wanted to express interest in my hobbies by showing me turning japanese by the vapors

[gondwana]

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show