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i dont like super rectangular phones like this with no rounded corners... im not even usually a rounded corners guy but for some reason it just looks weird and painful

#i can only think about being jammed with those corners #waeh

Submitted by @witch-of-the-world

You know what aliens might find weird? The fact that humans just shorten common phrases all the time. Like “Deal” instead of “I accept that deal” or “Respect” instead of “I respect that.”

Alien: Will you cover my shift on B-Deck tomorrow? I will take your cleaning duty tonight in return.

Human: Deal.

Alien: …

Human: …

Alien: Yes, it is a deal, do you accept it?

#space australia #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are weird humans in space #what are even humans #hfy #submission #waeh #humans in space

Imagine an alien species who has no concept of being “late”. Like their biological clock is perfectly spot-on and they have the ability to accurately tell how long activities will take so they have no concept of not being on time. Then in strolls humans; the masters of being late. Imagine the confusion and stress that our being late would bring them. “Why were you not here?” “I lost track of time” “????”

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