summer, pink, and delighted ;>
<333 cupcake
“I am incredibly happy and smug to say,” Keith snickers, “That I totally told you so.”
His boyfriend flips him off with an unamused glare, the frown on his lips barely visible being covered by a big fluffy and yet smushed pink cotton candy beard.
“How, in everything that is holy,” Lance says starts with a flat tone, “Was I supposed to know that my sweat would make the cotton candy to stick to my face?”
Keith’s prepared. He has been prepared to answer for the last half an hour since his boyfriend stubbornly bought the cotton candy when even he was advised not to. “Well, for one, it’s summer, so it was obvious that you were going to sweat like a pig at some point.”
“Wow, thanks.”
Keith waves him off.
“Sweating its natural, babe. Anyway, so, sweat is liquid, right? Hence, it’s obvious that something as sugary and fluffy as the cotton candy would instantly stick to whatever source of water near it. Therefor,” Keith gestures Lance’s face with a happy grin, “you get a cotton candy beard as result when you bite down to the thing instead of, you know, picking small pieces of it and putting it in your mouth like a sane person.”
“You almost look delighted of my misfortune, babe.” Lance hums suspiciously, narrowing his eyes as he leans down and crowds Keith’s face.
Keith rolls his eyes and he backs away and pats his boyfriend on the head. “Yeah, well, can’t deny I am, when you totally ignored my warnings about it.”
“You think you’re so smart.”
Keith beams, nodding his head along. “Yeah, I do, thank you.”
Lance blinks in surprise before he groans and throws his head back. “Keith, no, you have no right to be adorable right now. I’m supposed to be angry at you!”
“Psh, what did I do!”
“Too late! Now I gotta kiss that pretty damn face of yours!”
“What? No way, not with that thing on your face - ! Lance! Lance, no! Back away right now!”
“Kiss me!”
“Lance! Ack, nooo!”
