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Writer at 27, Mexican. too many random fandoms

[miichiyochin]

cheat code

[aenslem]

ONE PIECE (2023–) 2.05 "Wax On, Wax Off"

[merrilygoingaround]

Does twilight exist in the One Piece universe? Maybe. Probably.

[ilytimdrakeugayball]

damian: crushes are absolutely absurd kent. i dont know why people have then.

jon: yeah i know right? i always act stupid when im around mine.

damian: you always act stupid hayseed.

jon:ha ha yeah.. dont think about that too much

and hour later

damian: wait

[tarta-de-limon]

I had to join 💀

I don't think you want to see him again, Dami...

Edit: I FORGOT THE "INTO A COOKIE" NOOO

[gosuckmydickgrayson]

🎶Aking sinta, ikaw na ang tahanan at mundo🎶

Based on this [x] “draw your otp like this” prompt that @ghostly-bat shared with me

[person33]

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Based off the Addams Family TV show where Gomez drops everything when Morticia speaks French to kiss up her arm.

Google told me Alkamal means perfect. Don’t know if it right tho lol

Commission Info / Kofi

[scarlett-reader]

Dick: The floor is lava!

Damian: *Helps Jon onto the counter*

Tim: *Kicks Kon off the sofa*

Dick: As you can see, there are two types of lovers

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Want to play a game?

Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?

Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.

Jason:

Jason: Awesome.

[tessbee13]

Confession

[iwritelmao]

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

[sweethotspot]

Sometimes I think about how if Damian comes to join the family, Bruce is like desensitized by everything he does because his other kids did it in the past so he's just..... calm.

Jumping off buildings without his line? Dick has done that over 100 times as Robin.

Threatening criminals? Jason.

Figuring out information and stalking people? Tim.

Purposely sabotaging equipment so Bruce is forced to take a break? Dick, Jason and Tim

Making sure he doesn't get a girlfriend because he doesn't want a step mom? Dick

Go missing for weeks and come back like nothing is wrong? Jason

Dating a kryptonian out of spite? Tim

[zammmmms]

Damian: *giving Jon the silent treatment*

Jon: *hands Damian a fennec fox he had liberated from a neglectful owner that got it just cuz it looked cute*

Damian: *sniffs* I forgive you

Bruce: Jon I'm BEGGING you. PLEASE find a new way to get Damian to forgive you. He finds enough animals on his own!

[redsray]

Bruce being a dad in the “basically adopts his childrens’ significant others” way.

Like, whether intentionally or not, he’ll find himself looking out for those kids that aren’t his, not quite, but they’re close enough.

Bruce, going up to Wally after a JL mission: Are you alright? No injuries?

Wally, unharmed and confused: Um. Yeah?

Bruce, nodding: Good.

Wally, had been expecting a stern ‘report’: Yep.

Bruce: Debrief first, then we’re going home.

Wally: ‘Home’???

Wally: I mean um. Sure.

Bruce, picking up Jason’s ringing phone while his son is in the kitchen: Hello?

Roy: Hey—! You’re not Jaybird.

Bruce: No.

Roy: Bruce. Why do you have Jay’s phone?

Bruce: Jason is in the kitchen. I can bring the phone to him, but I doubt he’ll appreciate being distracted.

Roy, sighing: Yeah, he can be a real snob with cookin’.

Bruce, humming: Anything I can help you with, Roy?

Roy: Uh. Tell ya what, yeah, actually. I need some files from Jay about a drug ring he was following up on, they might be infiltrating underground gangs here in Star.

Bruce: I can help. If you’re organising a bust, is Lian being taken care of?

Roy: Yeah, I already asked Kori to mind her.

Bruce, satisfied: Perfect. She’s welcome to bring her to the Manor.

Roy, slightly suspicious of the goodwill but won’t complain: I’ll pass it on.

Bruce: Clark.

Clark: B! Nice to see you. How’s your day been?

Bruce: Good enough. How’s Conner?

Clark, frowning: Fine, last I checked. He hasn’t been at the farm in a while, but I saw him a few days ago.

Bruce: Hn. You might want to check in on him.

Clark: Is he alright?

Bruce: Physically, yes. He seems to be stressing an abnormal amount, though. Returning to parents’ farm might be beneficial for him.

Clark: He’s not the type to stress for too long.

Bruce: No.

Clark: I’ll check on him, I’m sure Ma and Pa miss him. Thanks, B.

Bruce: Just go.

Bruce checks his phone a few hours later to see a text message from Tim reading ‘i know you did something. thx, b’.

Bruce: You’re welcome to stay the night, Jon. It’s late.

Jon: Huh? Oh, no, it’s fine Mr. Wayne. I can just fly back. My parents will be expecting me.

Bruce: No need, I have already informed Clark that you’re staying.

Jon: ???

Bruce: Dinner will be ready in 10.

Jon: ?????

Bruce: Damian is waiting in the dining room. Have a nice evening.

Jon: Thank you…???

[sophiasrant]

I think the strangest criticism of queer ships is when people say “no, they’re best friends” or “they’re better as just friends” like bitch they are still best friends. They’re just also fucking. What’s not clicking?

[sparrows4bats]

Do you think Jon hears people describe Damian as violent, feral, or dangerous and just loses it?

Because Damian? Damian Wayne?

The guy that turned vegetarian for his pet cow?

The kid that spent weeks looking through a sewer for a single pearl to give to a father that constantly questioned him and his intentions?

The boy that undid years of conditioning and control in a murder cult to become a hero?

The hero that stands for redemption and salvation for all?

That holds himself to a higher standard in every way possible?

The man that decided that instead of Batmans legacy, he wanted to honour Thomas Wayne and Ras and become a doctor?

That reads shojo manga and named his dog after a Shakespeare character?

The boy that paints, draws comics, plays violin, and volunteers?

Jons' best friend is kind and loving and beautiful.

Anyone saying anything to the contrary goes on his immediate shit list. They can catch these hands and his laser eyes.

Despite what some people seem to believe, even with so much evidence to the contrary Damian will forgive them. Over and over until he bleeds.

Jonathan Kent won't.