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I was today years old when I learned that your thumb is the same size as your nose....

#like #what???#the double-take i made #i actually went #wait what really #out loud #immediately measured my nose with my thumb #fit perfectly between the tip of my nose and the spot between my eyes

Noooo! We love Exypno!!

genuinely surprised but <333

#ig i have it in my head people dislike him #cuz like i p much used it to shape him too #oh hes disliked ill just make that canon! etc etc #so anyone other than contrast telling me they like expyno is like #wait what really

My favorite part of the day is when people talk about how nonchristians r going to burn in hell for eternity after the second coming and I'm like ha ha I hope not that'd suck for me I'm atheist and they freeze and break into a cold sweat and they're visibly uncomfortable b/c they just damned me to hell and they never had to think about the people they're damning Ha ha fun stuff it's the best ur friendly neighborhood atheist here to remind u its p shitty to tell someone they're going to suffer damnation for all eternity 😉

#gravy talks #sorry got a little salty there lmao #they're always like ha ha god u know? and I'm like : ) nah man nah #and they just like freeze and it's like whispering in a panic #wait what really #like bruh if that's a shocker guess what #I'm also a genderfluid pansexual won't that also blow ur mind #I am nothing but a beacon of sin dogggggg

amazing, beautiful soul, kind

Describe me in only 3 words. I can only publish, not respond.

gifs don’t count as response, okay?

#describe me #wait what really #are you serious #thank you so much #made my night #Anonymous #ask box #anon love

Si, bésame!

"Estás hablando en serio? ...¿Es algún tipo de truco?"

#wait what really #(( he's getting kind of freaked out now lol ))#(( like... ))#unitscientificadvisorthree

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