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i'm flynn 29 nonbinary gay autistic bastard

[gravybath]

If you were a clown/jester/joker what would your signature colors be? Serious answers only !

Mine are navy and gold

[dogpuppy]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

anime will have a character named T. Girl who shows up and says "hello my name is T. Girl i was born a boy but i decided to live my life as a girl, i dress as a girl, i live as a girl, i fully identify as a girl, and and fully uncomfortable with people viewing me as a boy. Also every character in the show refers to me as a girl and use female pronouns on me". and anime fans will see this and say "no hes not actualy a trans girl hes just a femboy. im not transphobic btw"

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[puparachne]

[druidshollow]

i dont get the appeal of tomodachi life miis with their entire face drawn on. yeah whatever they look cool but now theyre cardboard. that dude is cardboard forever. she cant emote. she cant blink. she cant smile. she cant cry. does she feel joy? sadness? anger? we will never know. all because you needed hyperrealistic junko enoshima

[tigsbitties]

it makes me sad that the art of media criticism has been so thoroughly hijacked by people desperate to have a new lolcow that you have to put a million disclaimers about how you don’t want the creator to kill themselves when you critique their work

[angelfrommontgomery]

Sometimes I think about the girl in my college gen chem class who believed all liquids were just particles suspended in water. I just find it very Greek philosopher. Like not only is water a universal solvent, but in fact THE ONLY LIQUID. It kind of charms me as a world view

[egberts]

if somebody who had you blocked deactivates, their post should become free to reblog again. i'm doing the lords work. i am preserving their message, their history. and all my friends are dragging their corpse around already!!! i wanna drag the corrrpssssseee!! i wanna draaaaagggg theee corrrrpsssseee

[joeyclaire]

we say words like rape and pedophilia and incest and serial killer and murder and nazi and white supremacy because serious topics deserved to be confronted head on here, sir

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[charliebot-art]

“DAMNIT!!”

[a-cosmic-haunting]

Have wanted to make this Witch Hat Atelier Meme for a while and Jax is the perfect character for it.

[crap-userrname16]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I love a good HFY / Humans Are Space Orks post, and I think one element of Humans we’re sleeping on is an instinctual understanding of ballistics.

I mean, I get why it’s not as popular here on Tumblr dot com, given it’s kinda a jock/military adjacent thing, but like. Our ability to just. Pick up a small, firm object, judge its internal inertia and mass by holding it for a bit, and then flinging it with the kind of accuracy and speed Humans are capable of is.

Like there’s another post about how Humans in an alien zoo would probably be breaking out constantly, since we consider escape rooms to be a fun courtship ritual, but

imagine the aliens who are designing the enclosures just so happen to pick up, say, a devoted amateur baseball pitcher. Not even a legend by any means, just somebody who’s practiced with intention. And one day they’re watching her pass some time and blow off some steam by doing some pitching practice and they realize to their mounting horror that this gal can turn literally anything she can wrap her digits around into a ballistic weapon.