Oct 1, 2012
New Product Management can suck it.
10 Things I would rather be doing than sitting in this group meeting:
1. Catsitting.
2. Eating freeze-dried asparagus
3. Repeatedly knocking my head against a wall.
4. Job-shadowing Honey Boo Boo's dad, Sugar Bear.
5. Watching football.
6. Swimming in worms.
7. Pledging a fraternity.
8. Hiking a mountain backwards on crutches.
9. Sexting Danny DeVito.
10. Punching this biddie to my right square in the face.