#walarus

[ask-the-welsh-dragon]

Whenever I hear the song Long Live by Taylor Swift, I think of Walrus

((I would agree other than the line “I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you” change that to raising and it would be perfect))

[awesomerevolutionarytomato]

There was a shipping meme on my dash - and I wanted to do it, but I didn’t want to wait for people to give me ships. So I’m doing 3 of my many favourite Hetalia ships under the cut, because these are the 3 that need love Scotland x France Belarus x Wales Nyo Scotland x 2P America

Scotland (Alistair) x France (Francis)

Who:

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: They are both good at certain kinds of dances, but would both suck terribly at modern dancing. Alistair’s the one who wouldn’t face it

likes to watch reality tv: Francis

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: Yo, kilt and boxers. Also clothes are completely unnecessary when alone. Both.

is the jealous / protective one: Neither is jealous, Alistair is the most protective 

goes all out on the holidays: Alistair

cries over books: Both. Alistair just won’t get caught doing it.

is terrible with kids: Alistair.

drinks too much caffeine: Alistair. (*Francis voice*: too much caffeine is not good for your skin! )

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: Alistair

never wears matching socks: Alistair - if Francis isn’t around.

punches a tree when they’re angry: Alistair

gets scared by the toaster: .... both

Belarus (Natalya) x Wales (Dylan)

Who:

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: Dylan.

likes to watch reality tv: Neither

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: Natalya

is the jealous / protective one: Natalya is the jealous one, Dylan is the protective one

goes all out on the holidays: Both, they’re dorks

cries over books: Both. Dylan does it a lot - Natalya is harder to make cry.

is terrible with kids: Natalya

drinks too much caffeine: Natalya

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: Neither

never wears matching socks: Dylan

punches a tree when they’re angry: Natalya

gets scared by the toaster: Natalya. (Dylan is used to fucking dragons doing weird shit, and he grew up with the brit siblings. It takes far more to scare him. 

Nyo Scotland ( Blair ) x 2P America ( Allen )

Who:

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: Allen

likes to watch reality tv: Both

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: Allen

is the jealous / protective one: Both

goes all out on the holidays: Allen

cries over books: Allen

is terrible with kids: Blair

drinks too much caffeine: Both

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: Both

never wears matching socks: Both

punches a tree when they’re angry: Both

gets scared by the toaster: Allen

[revolutionmyarse]

[awesomerevolutionarytomato]

I made myself cry with sad Wales x Belarus AUs Fuuuu

[awesomerevolutionarytomato]

song for Walarus(?): sweater weather by the neighborhood

(( OH MY GOD

okay i love you for sending me Walarus songs, and also that one is hella good ))

[revolutionmyarse]

You can't really help noticing the guy who falls over his own feet.

I helped him .. and we got sidetracked.

[revolutionmyarse]

It seems I have thrust my affections upon this dork.

[akitymh]

The many wonders of E.T The Walrus.