Would you do them all? If not 15 through 30 would be cool.
I’ll do all
1:When did you lose your virginity?
When I was 16
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
Rough
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
I don’t think so
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
In the cinema
5: Favourite sex position?
Doggy
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Sub
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
I wish
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Bed
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Yeah, in the cinema
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Nah fam
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
It’s a pink lace thong and it has a matching bra
12: How often do you have sex?
As often as I can
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Oh definitely
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Ah damn I can’t decide
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
When I was dating my now exboyfriend, while we were having sex his mum turned up the music really loud because I was too loud.
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
Any dirty song
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
Probs like Ed Sheeran or something
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
I haven’t done it but maybe I am
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
Bath omg shower sex is actually really hard
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
There are multiple rn
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
Not yet but I want to
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
No I hate sex toys
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
Lmfao i just did
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
No
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
I usually smoke
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Kissing my neck
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
Sex is sex
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
Hands, penis, mouth (if used correctly)
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
Dat booty doe
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
My lingere
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Nothing weird yet
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
No and I don’t think I want to
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Only if you’re 100% sure you want to have a baby with that person and they want to have a baby with you as well and neither of you guys have STDs.
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
Chocolate
35: Worst possible time to get horny:
Funeral
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
Oh fuck yes
37: How much fapping is too much fapping:
When you’re doing it once every hour
38: Best sexual complement you ever got:
About my ass
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
Making out, necking.
40: What do you wear to bed?
A shirt
41: When was the first time you masturbated:
I think I was 13
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Yeah
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
like a looooong time ago
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
Idk fam
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
Yes I would
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
Water
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
I don’t like porn in general
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
Hell yeah I do. It’s fun to receive and to give
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
Oh my God yeeesssssssss
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
If I love them or want to have a relationship with them then fine. If I don’t then I really don’t want to unless they don’t want to be in a relationship with me.
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
ANYTHING SPICY
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Uh, pornstar.
53: Do you watch porn?
Nah
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Yeah, because I get freaky in the sheets
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
Hell yeah
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
No.
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?
No
58: Booty or Boobs?
Booooooty
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Never
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
Masturbate, get a job that pays good money because I’m a man, have a lot of sex because no one can judge me for it, mess around with my penis and try out a bunch of different tricks, and probably take viagra
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
yeah
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
yeah
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
It would be weird considering I don’t have a penis.
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
Clitoral
65. What is your bra/penis size?
B38
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
A candle (please dont ask)
67. When was the last time you masturbated?
Thursday last week
68. When was the last time you had sex?
Saturday
69. When was the last time you watched porn?
Does Tumblr count???
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
No I haven’t and I don’t want one
71. Guys:Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
My thighs
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
My pussy
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
Sadly no
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
Yeah
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
I can’t remember
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?
The one where I fucked Rami Malek
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
There are a lot of friends
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
RAMI MALEK ALL DAY EVERYDAY
80. Favorite sexual position?
I said doggy didn’t i?
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
Yes
82. Are you into any BDSM?
Oh fuck yes
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
yes because they’re too old for me
84. Do you like dirty talk?
oh yeah
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?I can be both
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
Yes during sex. Never during masturbation
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
I don’t
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
I don’t have boners
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
No
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
No one night stands
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
I have one that I am sexual active with now. All the others are via text/snap/kik/skype.
