#wallybarnaby

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Barnaby: *whenever Wally is accused of any wrongdoing* Now they come for my Wally? My sweet, defenseless little apple?!

Wally: *staring at You with a haunted expression* Ȉ̸̧̨̨̪̪̗͍̪͎̻̰͋͂̈́͆͑́̓͒̅̃̃̈́͘̚ ̸̢̖͎̘̰̗̠̜̜͓̒͋͛́̎̓̈́̎͗̈́̈ä̴̧̧̛͍̬̳̦̼̬̬̞̩̣̜́͊̇͒͛̃̏͆̽͐͘ͅm̶̡̨̨̲̦̙̙̼͔͔̺̗̜̠͖͇̥̈́̓ ̵̳͈̮͚̥͂͊͊ͅͅt̵̻͖͈͈̖̲̬̜͎̦̮̯̭͋́̎͠͝ẖ̴̢͓̬̜̯̮̬̪̓͊͜ê̸͚̖͈̬͍̐̾͂̑͛̓̚̚͝ ̶̛̖̬̥̼̮̞̺̮̮͖͙̱͂̾̏́̈́̎̊͘m̶̜̫͉͓͒̾̂o̶̧͙̦̳̞̱̜͖̤̹̤̤̣͒̽̏̓̓̓̉̅̅̕͝ͅn̵̥̑ś̷̡̰͓̼̪̭͖͖̓͑͋͋̓͐̉̅̾͠t̶̡̨̤̳̦̥̥͒̀̽̌̊͗̚ẻ̷̢͈̦̫͉̄r̶͎͕̊͋.̵̱̼͎̮͚̖̑̅̓͗́̅̿́͝ͅ

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Wally: *in front of a board of children's fan-art* Okay, neighbours, it's Art Appreciation Time. Ah-

Barnaby: Alley-oop!

Wally: Oh, I'm up here...

Barnaby: *holds Wally above his head* Here's the art, everyone. Now appreciate him!

Howdy: Oooooh!

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Barnaby: *pointing at a snoozing Wally in his lap* I don’t care who you are. If your boyfriend falls asleep in your lap, even after thirty minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You bucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move, you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

Howdy: *playfully poking the still dozing Wally on the cheek* It’s funnier to slowly push him off the side of the couch though.

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Priest!Wally Alternate Universe:

Bishop!Poppy: Um, why are you sitting in a circle of salt?

Priest!Wally: *nonchalantly* Oh, my partner is a demon and I’m mad at him.

Bishop!Poppy: Oh no! Wait- did you say de-

*the ground shakes as a monstrous dog the size of a church charges towards Wally, only to be ram against an invisible wall*

Hellhound!Barnaby: *growls* YOU CAN’T SIT INSIDE THAT BARRIER FOREVER!

Priest!Wally: *refusing to even look at him* You stop doing your blood harvests and then we’ll talk.