May 26, 2018
Top 10 Reasons people Go to Walmart
They can’t afford tickets to the Jerry Springer shows
They have never been to another store
They can’t afford fuel to get to an amusement park
For a college thesis on the economics of white trash
Cause they are cheap bastards
To put their groceries on lay away
To pick up a hooker, the kids can wait in the car
To “borrow” some shopping carts for a “home renovation” project
To sell their last batch of crack, to buy crack
To fill out an Application as a qualified F$CKTARD
- Jules