idk if any of you guys remember when uh I talked about wanderer x zhongli x durin but they are ON MY MIND. So yeah,,,
tw rare pair, age gap (no ones underage tho)
Wanderer coming home one day with a ‘young’ dragon and Zhongli is just like ? What
At first he got worried. Like. My lily where did you get this child. Is it my child? Were you hiding him from me? (Because he’s paranoid and realistically wanderer would do that) until wanderer explained that he was, in fact, not a child just… new to being human.
“Yeah no he’s about my age. Be nice” and then dumping what is essentially babysitting duties on him. “… hello, uh… what was your name again?” “Ah- you may refer to me as Zhongli, though our um… mutual friend often refers to me by other names” “oh okay. Uh…” “…” insert awkward silence
Little does wanderer know, that despite Durin being an adult dragon, old enough to be considered one at least, to Zhongli it’s like calling and 18-20 year old an adult when he himself would theoretically be in his 40s
don’t get me wrong he also feels this way about wanderer. Sometimes he wants to wrap him in a blanket and baby him for 100000000000 years but uh. That’s a grown ass man so he can’t.
it gets kinda worse with durin though because he like,,, triggers his instincts or smth. Like. Oh. Oh he’s so little. He smells so young…
but he can’t like. Be weird with him because both wanderer and Durin would look at him like he’s insane.
im a pro hacker who managed to get into hoyo hq completely unnoticed and found out they're planned to have voicelines about each other! They're actually finished and will be unlocked after some event that I didn't care to look into. here they are eat up guys! -uncle squid
zhongli doesn't like seafood unless it's chopped up/not visibly seafood-shaped -> wanderer's signature dish has eel but it's processed to become paste -> i'm connecting the dots
old art that was meant for valentine's BUT i'm posting it now before i forget!!!
Art by @oxianna !!!
AU where Zhongli is a retired author who wrote under an alias and wanderer is an ex book reviewer :)))
Zhongli works at a little library in the middle of nowhere that wanderer frequents bc it has so many old books. Zhongli kinda just follows him around bc nobody comes to his library and suggests books to him (wanderer)
