#warcross memes

[tremaine-blackbourne]

ladies, if he

tries to mind-control 99% of the population

exclusively wears expensive suits

has a corgi

has a grey streak in his hair from the stress of losing his brother at age 10

is the youngest billionaire in the world

he’s not your man, he’s Hideo Tanaka

[tracy-warcross]

Hideo: I need some tea

Emika: *hands tea* here’s your tea, your highness

Hideo:since when did I turn into ‘your highness’

Emika: ever since you decided to mind control everyone in the entire world and take over

Hideo: oh, well stop calling me ‘your highness’

Literally everyone: *bows* yes, your highness

Hideo: Ugh, stop

Everyone: yes, your highness

Hideo:*clenches jaw, internally screams*

[tremaine-blackbourne]

[tracy-warcross]

Warcross meme spree

[tracy-warcross]

Warcross memes

[tremaine-blackbourne]

‪Roshan: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?‬

‪Tremaine: I don’t know, how are y-‬

‪Hammie: *from the other room* I’M FINE THANK YOU!‬

[tremaine-blackbourne]

‪Mari: Welcome to the ‘fuck Hideo’ support group, where we gather to say a collective ‘fuck you’ to that pathetic excuse of a CEO. But first a few words from our newest member.‬

‪Emika, sweating: So I may have misunderstood...‬

[tremaine-blackbourne]

‪Jax: It’s dark in here. We need some light. ‬

‪Emika: I got this. Just let me-‬

‪Jax: If you’re going to stomp your light-up sneakers, I will murder you.‬

‪Emika: (lowers her foot)‬