This is another nod to wardo_wedidit and their story “No Matter What The Storybooks Say.”
“They’re like us!”
“And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy, because although everyone agrees with the formula of affection times purity times intensity times duration, no one has ever been completely satisfied with how much weight each element should receive. But on any system, there are five that everyone agrees deserve full marks.
This one left them all behind."
~The Princess Bride











