#figtreedreams

[agentstovring]

Can't wait to get a lecture from my doctor about this eye infection. - "Do you still touch your eyeball to gross people out?" - “Listen, Doc, I live to entertain.”

[agentstovring]

Fun Facts About Baby Me:

- I was born two weeks late

- My first word was ‘no’

- Since birth I was always sleeping through the night

In conclusion, I haven’t changed much since I was an infant.

[agentstovring]

The other day my mom encouraged me to lead my classmates in a case against one of our educators, telling me, “Not everyone is as strong as you.” And it nearly knocked me out; I was so flattered to hear that coming from the strongest person I know.

[agentstovring]

I panicked because I thought I wasn't following you. To date: what is the one thing that you've worked the hardest to accomplish, and do you feel proud, or worse off about it?

This will probably come as a surprise to anyone who has met me or gotten to know me in the last 6-7 years, but I used to be an extremely angry person.My moods ranged from aggravated to furious, and I took it out on everyone around me.I was also physically unable to cry.I have no idea where the anger came from - I certainly had no reason to be upset - but I was constantly struggling to act even kind of civil towards my friends; and at home I tormented my poor parents for no reason.It’s weird to think back on, because now I’m all peace, love and hugs for everyone; but I had to put a lot of work into becoming a more patient and less selfish person; control and balance are key; I don’t know that I could ever turn completely back into the monster, but I’d rather not risk it.

I feel proud, sure; but mostly I feel relieved.I’m honestly, truly, genuinely happy 95% of the time; and the 5% of the time where I’m not happy, it’s always because of social issues I read about online.I haven’t argued with my mom in years; she’s one of my best friends.One of my greatest joys is buying people presents and writing them poems.I cried today over a 19 second YouTube video!I stop to pet stray cats.I pick wildflowers and put them in my fucking hair.The monster wouldn’t recognize the person I am today, and that is my greatest accomplishment.

[agentstovring]

Remember that scene in Bring It On where Torrance wins Cliff back by remixing his music and playing it at an internationally televised event without his permission?

[agentstovring]

Today is the UN International Day of Happiness, so let's make as many people happy as possible; start with yourself and work your way out!

[sharcncarter]

i got a pdf version of silence, i can send it to you if anon wants it

hey anon!!!

[sharcncarter]

vicomtesse tagged me 👌

Why did you choose your URL? bc mj is the best

What is your middle name? don’t have one

If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet what would it be? 
a harry potter owl

Favourite colour? 
bronze

Top 3 fandoms? 
spider-man, taylor swift, the social network

Why do you enjoy tumblr? fandom and i’ve made some of the best friends i’ve ever had on here

im supposed to tag the blogs that appear in my ~crushes but the top two don’t even post anymore and have abandoned me (im looking at you figtreedreams and wardowedidit), but of the ones that do post: vicerys, mjwatson and markzuckerbergs