#warframe shutpost

[starfallensyndicate]

Vena and Ryoku being potentially recruitable for Railjack sounds fun, really. Hell, more Railjack content sounds fun, maybe people in pubs will finally bother learning what forward artillery is (seriously a few days ago I had a mr26 player who was clueless about it. And also about the final objective during volatile. Which is literally written in front of your face. And Cy literally tells you what to do. Where do you have to hold your head to not- aughhhh).

But if the new protos on the deck will be as useless as liches (neither capable of doing railjack-specific tasks nor possible to equip with my weapons to do respectable damage instead) then I'm sorry, but I will have to stick with my random syndicate weirdos Ticker found in the trash and will never escape hearing an arbiters nerd yelling "I HAVE TAKEN ANOTHER LIFE" when spamming the ever-loving shit out of his kuva zarr, because someone forgot to apply celestial twin/warframe specters ammo economy to railjack crew, so these guys can carry ETA stage defense by themselves

[starfallensyndicate]

Misery: why are you shaking?

Violence: I am fucking scared. I was the one to bully new casters, right?

Misery: yes, and this didn't change, right?

Violence: I don't know. Last year started with a walking dragonfruit that pulled out a fire-spitting guitar that kept laughing maniacally when burning me as I tried to recover from being blasted with max volume speakers, then a giant invisible spider on a wall turned me into her snack, just for a goofy mushroom guy to throw a warcrime ball at me, and when I thought it's over a literal devil showed up to bring the wrath of the hells upon me. I am done. I don't even get enough time to try silencing these weirdos.

Misery: The next one can't be that bad, come on.

[this post will get updated when we find out what absurd abilities Follie has to torment acolytes with]

[starfallensyndicate]

We need floof versions of Chargers, Leapers, Runners and Crawlers. And the mutalist moas and ospreys. Look at these little freaks doing "waaah" and tell me they cannot be turned into adorable digital plushies to pile up in your orbiter.

Bigger infested units also kinda have a potential for "adorable fluffy critter" version, but I am pretty sure a lot of players have a personal beef with one of them (probably it's Ancient Protector, Toxic Ancient or Juggernaut, let's be honest, but Nekros mains will tell you it's the Boiler for not being affected by Desecrate, because it just pops instantly)