October is upon us. this means pumpkin spice lattes are available at Starbucks, halloween pop up stores are in every town, and Freeform is marathoning the shit out of Hocus Pocus. And Richard Madden was loving it. It was his halloween tradition to watch every year. but it was rather dark for a disney movie. It featured three cannibalistic witches that murder a child on screen in the first five minutes. This didn’t sit well with some people, including Richard’s boyfriend Froy Gutierrez. As Richard laughed at the antics of the sanderson sisters, Froy was cowering behind the couch. “Froy? What’s wrong?” Richard reached out. “I- I don’t like this movie” Froy stammered. Hocus Pocus terrified Froy as a child. Being eaten was one of his biggest fears and no amount of camp could soften the horror of that film for him. Richard changed the channel as Froy laid down on his lap.They both settled on Halloweentown. The other disney halloween movie where the witches and warlocks DON’T eat people. After the movie they went to bed. Froy felt a little better but he was still nervous. “Richard, are witches real?” Froy asked “Well, there are people that self identify as witches, but they’re nothing like the sanderson sisters.” Richard explained. but Froy wasn’t convinced, “I think Garrett Clayton is a warlock! I saw him chanting something weird and he looked like he wanted to eat me! Froy panicked. “ Richard barely held back a laugh but noticed that Froy was visibly distressed. “I’ll tell you what. I’ll hold you extra tight tonight and if any witches or warlocks try to eat you they’ll have to go through me.” Richard cuddled Froy to sleep. Froy always felt safer with Richard, but he was far from safe. While Froy’s theory about Garrett was spot on,Garrett was not the only warlock in the Sanderson family. It was no secret that Sarah Sanderson got around. And this led to the creation of Ross “Lynch”. Ross Sanderson was not to be underestimated.He has stayed young for centuries though vore and inherited his mother,’s power of suggestion. Why do you think his band was so popular? His broomstick hovered outside of Froy and Richard’s bedroom window. The sleeping twink looked so young and full of life that Ross had to have him. He began his siren song. “Come little Froylan I’ll take thee away, Ever so handsome and yummy. Come little Froylan the times come to stay forever inside of my tummy” . Suddenly Froy’s eyes opened. He wiggled out of Richards hold in a trance. And followed Ross to his cottage in the woods. Richard woke up and thought Froy was sleep walking. He followed him all the way to the cottage, but when he opened the door he got the shock of his life. Froy was standing there in a trance with Ross opening his mouth wide. “Let him go!” Richard demanded. “Why should I? Just look at him. He’s delicious!” Richard had to think of something quick. He made a promise to protect Froy from warlocks and was willing to do anything to keep it. “Because. If you free him from your spell, I’ll let you eat me instead” Richard offered. Ross paused for a moment. He ran his fingers along Richard’s biceps. “You’re not as young as Froy, but you have more meat on your bones. OK. we have a deal!” And with that Ross swallowed Richard whole. He belched loudly which woke Froy out of his trance. Froy was confused and terrified. “What’s going on? where am I?” Froy asked scared. “Right where I want you. “ Ross cackles scaring the poor twink. “I’m not scared of you. Froy lied” Richard won’t let you eat me!” Ross patted his belly with his hand. “I think you’ll find Richard is unavailable at the moment. “He bragged. Froy tried to run away, but Ross had the doors magically sealed. No one heard Froy’s screams as Ross engulfed him permanently.