against all odds [01] | gojo satoru x reader
Every reasonable calculation placed you and Satoru Gojo in separate datasets, never overlapping, never intersecting, moving in different directions without consequence. Reality, however, refused to cooperate. tags: college!au, hockey player!gojo, fluff, angst; more detailed tags to come! :] chapter word count: 1.6k note: omg... an actual series! yay!!! i have too many hyperfixations (heated rivalry, the pitt, academia, rom-com books, satoru) so why not just combine all of them into a fic ? (´ ω `♡)
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The statistical probability of you, a person whose social life was all-nighters at the library with your best friend, interacting with Satoru Gojo was, according to your calculations, zero.
Mathematically, it was impossible.
You occupied the sterile corners of the anatomy labs and the back rows of lecture halls where the air smelled of floor wax and old paper. Satoru, however, lived in a world of campus newspaper headlines and stadium lights. He was the university’s star hockey center, a man who competed with a level of toxic aggression that consistently made the front page of the weekly paper. He was 190cm of unadulterated hubris and radiant white hair, with a reputation for breaking spirits as easily as he broke opponents' defensive lines.
You were only at the athletic gala because your scholarship required community volunteer hours, and it was either this or helping the veterinary students deep-clean the barn. So, this was the unfortunate part of university where you had to put on a dress that felt like a Halloween costume and stand awkwardly behind the guest services table in the corner of the ballroom at the most expensive hotel in the city. But your plan was simple, refined, and completely bulletproof: stay invisible, eat exactly one (1) crab rangoon to justify your existence, and leave the moment the clock hits 11.
This was painfully not your usual environment. You were used to labs where people spoke in lowered voices and argued about data sets, not about who could deadlift more. Your idea of a social gathering involved study rooms, half-empty energy drinks, and the mutual understanding that sweatpants were acceptable attire. Here, you were surrounded by athletes, donors, and people who treated confidence like an infinite resource. You felt conspicuously out of place, like someone had accidentally dropped a lab rat into a locker room and forgotten to retrieve it.
The room was a dizzying blur of perfume, expensive cologne, and the kind of laughter that sounded like it could shatter glass. You kept your head down, adjusting the stack of brochures on your table for the fourth time, when the atmosphere in the room suddenly shifted.
The yelling started near the decorative pool that bordered the ballroom’s glass terrace. It wasn’t the loud, harmless kind of argument, like debating pineapple on pizza. This was the kind of yelling that ended with blocked numbers, setting fire to photo albums, and filing restraining orders that felt undoubtedly justified. Like everyone in the ballroom, your eyes darted to the center of the uproar, where Satoru Gojo stood as if disaster had checked the room, spotted him, and nodded in approval.
Inches from him was his girlfriend, the university’s star athlete in her own freedom, but a campus celebrity in the same way he was; her face splashed across the same banners that celebrated the school’s athletic elite. They were usually the untouchable power couple of the athletic department, but right now, she looked ready to commit a felony, and he looked like he was daring her to do it.
The argument fractured into overlapping voices, hers sharp and fast, his low and maddeningly calm. You could not hear the words, only the cadence of them, the way her hands kept moving while his stayed frustratingly still. Around them, conversations faltered. Laughter thinned out.
Someone near you murmured his name, then hers.
She took a step closer.
So close they could not possibly still be pretending this was private.
For half a second, nothing happened. Not a sound. Not a movement. Just the unbearable tension of a moment stretched too thin, the kind that exists right before a storm hits.
Then it happened.
You saw the exact moment her palm met his cheek, a stinging crack echoing off the high ceilings, followed immediately by the heavy splash of a star athlete hitting water from her push.
You blinked, then Satoru was gone.
In his place stood a woman who looked like she’d just survived a monsoon of her own making. She didn’t wait for him to resurface. She simply turned on her heel and disappeared.
Slowly, the pool's surface rippled.
Satoru surfaced like a disgruntled, incredibly attractive version of Poseidon. He’s dressed for the press portion of the evening in a black and white three-piece suit that probably cost more than your whole tuition. But as he hauled himself out, the white fabric of his dress shirt became devastatingly and thoroughly transparent, clinging to him like a second skin. It stuck to the absurdly broad span of his shoulders and the sculpted lines of a torso that clearly spent four hours a day in a weight room.
It was absurd. An unreasonable amount of muscle. An even more unreasonable amount of water. He wiped his face, pushing his white hair back to reveal eyes that were a dark, icy blue. Beautiful orbs that were currently scanning the room with enough venom to stop a heart. Despite the fact that you’d change your name and flee the country if this ever happened to you, he had the nerve to lean his head back and let out a laugh, a devastating smirk slowly spreading across his lips that made him look less like a victim of a breakup and more like a god who had just decided which mortals to torment first.
An uncomfortable hush fell over the ballroom. The kind where no one was quite sure what the appropriate reaction was to a freshly assaulted, violently baptized, soaking wet, star athlete standing beside a decorative pool.
Then the event coordinator appeared.
She was a small woman with a headset and the strained expression of someone whose night had just been permanently derailed. Her eyes flicked from the pool to the wet hockey god dripping on the newly installed carpet, then on you.
Unfortunately.
“You,” she hissed, already walking toward you.
You straightened on instinct.
“Get him towels. Get him somewhere out of sight. And for the love of God, do not let the press see him like this.”
You opened your mouth to object, to explain that you were not trained for this and that your conflict resolution background maxed out at group projects gone wrong.
But before you could even respond, she was already gone.
You stood there for a full second longer than necessary, heart pounding against your ribs, before turning. Satoru Gojo was still by the pool. Still wet. Still smirking like this was not the worst moment of his life, but a fascinating social experiment.
You remained behind the guest services table, telling yourself very calmly that none of this required you to move. All you had to do was exist. Professionally.
That was when a shadow fell over the table. You looked up.
Satoru Gojo was standing directly in front of you.
Up close, the problem became violently worse. Water dripped steadily from the ends of his hair, darkening the expensive carpet. His white dress shirt clung to him like a personal attack. He smelled faintly of chlorine and something clean and costly you could not afford.
He leaned one forearm on the table, casual. Inconvenient. Entirely too present.
Statistically, this was not survivable.
“Hi,” he said. “Do you guys have towels here perchance?”
Your brain did not respond. You stared at him. Your mouth opened. Nothing came out.
One corner of his mouth lifted. “Or,” he added, glancing down at the badge clipped to your dress and to the brochures on the table, “do I need to fill out a form first?”
“We don’t” you said. The words came out on autopilot. Soft. Flat. Honest in the way people only were when their brains had fully evacuated the premises.
His eyebrows lifted. “I mean,” you continued, because shutting up had apparently been removed as an option, “we don’t keep towels at guest services. It would be… unsanitary. Also impractical. From a logistics standpoint.” You gestured vaguely at the table, the brochures, the complete absence of linen.
He watched you. Unblinking.
“There’s nothing back here,” you added, quieter now. “If there were, someone would have already taken it away.” There was a pause. You glanced past his shoulder, voice dropping another octave. “Also, you’re dripping on the carpet, and I think that’s… probably very expensive.”
Silence. You felt it immediately. The catastrophic honesty. The point of no return.
“…Right,” he said. Assessing. “So that’s a no.” No smile. No amusement. Just a recalculation. He looked past you, then back at your face.
“Where,” he asked, “do they keep the towels that aren’t meant to be handed out?”
Your stomach dropped. Your brain scrambled for a response that did not involve you breaking protocol or making eye contact for longer than necessary.
"That’s… not information I’m technically supposed to give out,” you said, then, because honesty was a curse, “but they're in the service corridor by the kitchens.”
He just nodded once, already looking past you again, attention snapping toward the edge of the ballroom like he was mapping an exit.
“Right,” he said. And it was not said gently. He straightened, water still dripping from his cuffs, and took one step away from the table. Then he paused.
“You’re coming with me,” he added, not asking.
Your pulse skipped. Your heart plunged. The room seemed to tilt, just enough to make you aware of your own breathing, shallow and too fast, like your body had reached a conclusion your brain had not yet caught up to.
“I didn’t agree to that.”
“You just did,” he said, already stepping around the table. “You know where it is, and I look like this.” He gestured to himself, unapologetic.
You stared at him.
He waited. Unbothered.
“…This is not my job,” you muttered.
“Congratulations,” he said. “You just got hired.”
And somehow, impossibly, you led the way anyway.
author's note: giggling and kicking my feet; hopefully i will be able to update this 2x a week, most only the weekends after my rotation shifts! :] let me know what you think!















