Warren what kind of guns do you like? Do you prefer handguns or larger guns like rifles or SMGs?
There’s this one jank fuckin’ pic of me some guy drew that has the guns I like to use on it, but basically the louder and more fuckin’ damaging the better. I ain’t got the fuckin’ patience nor time of day to sit there and be fuckin’ precise, I want these bitches fuckin’ screamin’, I want them scared, n’ I want ‘em fuckin’ running ya’ know. I get into the thick of it and fuckin’ gun ‘em down that’s how the shit that fuckin’ works. Jay over here he’s the guy who likes to prolong the fuckin’ torture and get ‘em scared n’ shit and get them all ya’ know losin’ hope, see the fear in their eyes n’ stuff but I ain’t about that. Somethin’ about prolonging it kinda’ gives me the fuckin’ spooks. I’m not here to enjoy their pain, I’m hear to enjoy their fear, n’ I’m here to get as much fuckin’ blood on my hands as possible. N’ kill as much as possible. It’s cathartic havin’ that much goddamned fuckin’ power. Just to cut ‘em all down like that. That they don’t even fuckin’ know what hit them... shit, that’s the fuckin’ stuff right there.
‘Nways to answer yer question the main guys I use r a big Magnum from the fuckin’ 70s, a MAC-10 handheld machine gun (i think it’s from ‘nam or somethin’, it’s got like. It’s military issue. I stole it from some guy, that’s a long story I ain’t gonna’ tell right now, but the gist of it is that it was a cool fuckin’ gun n’ the guy had it in his fuckin’ pawnshop for like this outrageous amount of fuckin’ money and I said hey dude I want that and he’s like it’s not for sale n’ I said there’s a fuckin’ price tag on it and he’s like it’s not for sale so I pull out that fuckin’ magnum of mine, fuckin’ HANDCANON ya’ know (like that one fuckin’ scene in Pulp Fiction, lol, divine intervention ya’ know), n’ then I say okay NOW will ya’ fuckin’ sell it??? And he’s standin’ there pissin’ his fuckin’ pants and he slowly shakes his fuckin’ head, goddamned GUN pointed at him ya’ know???? And he fuckin’ tells me no??? Big mistake mister!! Lol so anyways I tell him, yeah well that’s where ya’ fucked up, kiddo (he’s like fifty lol) n’ I fuckin’ blast his goddamned brains out fuckin’ BLAM bye bitch. N’ then I crawled over the counter and took that fuckin’ MAC-10 AND the bullets for it, and I stole the cash in his register too n’ then I got on the fuck outta’ there.
What was the question again.
Oh yeah the last one is a Serbu super shorty shotgun n’ I bought it off Amazon lol.
