okay Now it’s me. rolling up with tha bastard squad. si-5 Go
HELL YEAH BASTARD SQUAD!!
Get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: JACOBI. We gonna blow shit UP! I don't care if we're doing biology, something is getting set on fire.
Get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: Kepler... idk if I'm saying this because I hate myself, or bc I know self-care is not being a subordinate of his. Either way I'm getting a hell of a story time out of this.
Get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: Maxwell! She knows her shit, and I feel like under her direction I'd learn everything I needed to know in like, a week tops. She also gives off "I have a bottle of emetics I keep specifically for customers who piss me off" vibes and I'm here for it.
