Ahh I am blessed, thank you!
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaTrish. Only to stand there, completely baffled, her hands full of papers and coffee and an umbrella, and go “well this is just not my day or my week” out loud when it’s a PULL-door.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themWard. He takes notes during his meetings, but he usually gets bored out of his skull midway through and starts doodling on the pages. Danny actually figured out Ward was seeing someone that way – Danny just upside-down-read “T-r-i-s-h” out loud in the middle of a meeting and watched Ward knock over his coffee as a result.
Who starts the tickle fightsWard, because Trish likes foot massages but has developed a habit of saving her most inappropriate comments for those moments – tickle fight is his way of getting back at her for making him flustered.
Who starts the pillow fightsTrish, inevitably, always. Ward hogs all the pillows in bed, so she usually pulls one out from underneath him when he’s finally asleep and smacks him really hard with it.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileThey both have a habit of doing that! Trish does it whenever Ward’s cooked dinner for her, and Ward does it when she falls asleep half on top of him while they’re watching a movie.
Who mistakes salt for sugarWard is not a morning person. Trish knows this, and switches salt with sugar and sugar with salt on the regular just to keep him on his toes. Cue her having to sprint out the door at top speed in heels and laughing so hard that he usually catches up with her when she’s not even three paces into the hallway.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningTRISH. She will get out of bed for food, to Ward’s utter dismay.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesThey both do. Whoever coins the cheesiest line that week will get to pick the movie on Saturday nights. Bonus points if they’re a line that makes the other blush.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderWard. Trish hates him for it.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesTrish. She’ll make a show of it, too, because Ward flinches in disgust every time she does it.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionTrish – she’s a candle-hogger. She’ll come home with bags full of dinnerware and candles and whatever else while Ward is determinedly preparing pancakes and putting them on paper plates she can’t stand the sight of.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penWard. He’s a great drawer, actually, and Trish figures that out one night when he’s lazily tracing patterns onto her bare skin – she hands him a pen right then and there and tells him to go all-out.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationWard is a souvenir deathtrap. As in: he will buy anything that Trish makes happy noises over. They leave the shop with two full bags and Trish clutching a new magnet for her collection.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesTrish will shoot questions at Ward over breakfast while he thinks she’s reading the newspaper. He doesn’t figure out that they’re for a couple survey until he cottons on to the corner of the magazine poking out of the newspaper. Trish will deny it to his face for the better part of twenty minutes before blurting out “IT SAYS WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!”.