warriorxo replied to your post: here’s a photo of the spider i did ba...
HELL. NO.
scoobert0 replied to your post: here’s a photo of the spider i did ba...
Kill it with fire!
chibiesque replied to your post: here’s a photo of the spider i did ba...
OH MY GOD!!!!!! O.O eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…
archwrites replied to your post: here’s a photo of the spider i did ba...
UNACCEPTABLE. THIS IS IOWA NOT THE SOUTH. motherfucking climate change
directorshellhead replied to your post: here’s a photo of the spider i did ba...
no
thisandfigs replied to your post: here’s a photo of the spider i did ba...
jesus christ
ah so you feel me, then?
seriously though. i was in the shower and i turned around and that mother fucker was just chilling on the shower curtain liner. i didn't know what to do. i was just standing there wet and naked trying to figure out wtf is going on and then i quickly finished, grabbed a towel and ran to my kitchen where i have the raid and when i got back i couldn't find him until i got back inside the shower because he was hiding in the folds of the curtain. so i spray raid down there and he starts crawling out and then goes on the outside of the curtain where i douse him AGAIN and when he quit moving i grabbed my phone and took a quick picture before i lifted the bottom of the curtain and put in in the shower and then tapped it a few times until he fell
and then i washed him down the drain (still alive) and left the water running for about 10 minutes to make sure he was GONE
warriorxo replied to your post:STONY COLLEGE AU WHERE THEY MEET IN AN A CAPPELLA SINGING GROUP (I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING I JUST GOT REALLY EXCITED)
warriorxo replied to your post:Prompt! Stony, please use the line "I think you need glasses." If you want bonus points, one bonus point for each hilarious cliche (i.e. his blue eyes sparkled like pools of sapphires) you can fit in!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING I HAVE EVER READ I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 5 stars
Opening Credits: Barefoot Cinderella - Hannah MontanaWaking Up: Apologize - OneRepublic feat. Timbaland First Day At School: Fire Starter - Demi Lovato Falling In Love: Rubberneckin' - ElvisFight Song: Jump Then Fall - Taylor SwiftBreaking Up: Trouble - P!nkLife’s OK: My Own Way - Honor SocietyGetting Back Together: Wake Up America - Miley CyrusWedding: If You Were Gay - Rod & Nikkie (classic) Birth of Child: Blow - Ke$haFinal Battle: Honey, Honey - Amanda SeyfriedDeath Scene: Our Song - Taylor SwiftFuneral Song: Keep Your Mind Wide Open - AnnaSophia Robb (Bridge To Terabithia how about no) End Credits: Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga
Leave a “Hey” in my ask box and i’ll put my ipod on shuffle and tell you your life soundtrack
