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Ricker: Have children, they said. It’ll be fun they said.

Astoria: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Wynter: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Aries: ITS CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER—

[glass shatters & something explodes]

Ricker: *carrying all the groceries on both arms*

Aries: *reaches out to help*

Ricker: *switches all groceries to one arm to hold Aries’s hand*

Aries: That’s not what I–okay.

Ricker: We don't download films illegally because we are honest, hard working individuals.

Aries: Also, we don't know how.

Aries: It’s a little muggy outside today.

Ricker: If I go outside, will I find all our mugs are on the front lawn?

Aries, sipping coffee from a bowl: That’s a weird thing to ask.

Aries: Hey, do you want to see a butterfly?

Ricker: Okay!

[Aries chucks stick of butter across the room]

Ricker: Majestic.

Wynter: Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Aries: Monsters don’t live under beds, sweetie. They live inside of us.

Wynter: …

Ricker: …Sleep tight, kid.

Ricker, snuggling Wynter: Delivery wasn't so bad, right?

Aries, from the hospital bed: (BEEP) you.

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