#wasabi things

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Wasabi and Ginger would DEFINITELy dance to this though

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(When they’re older) you could pay Wasabi and Ginger to be background dancers (they learn very quickly and they are very good and athletic)

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Future Wasabi dancing like Panderz_ on vine

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Fun fact: Wasabi collects pillows.

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Stupid shit that Wasabi has done over their lifetime under the cut:

Wasabi broke into a couple’s hotel room while they were doing the nasty because they saw them buy a bag of large chips at the nearby grocery store and followed them all the way to the hotel, and stole the bag of chips and threw a second bag (but it’s small) at them just in case they wanted some too.

Wasabi is somehow in a club and gets kidnapped.

Wasabi rides a dog all the way across town.

There was a grocery store that had accidentally broke out into a fire, but Wasabi didn’t care and took a bag of chocolate pretzels just before the building had collapsed. Wasabi was somewhat hurt, his hair catching on fire as well as their sweater but nonetheless they were upset at the fact that the chocolate pretzels were melted.

Wasabi was running from the cops when they had caught him stealing from a store, and Wasabi ran into an alley and went into a door which actually lead to a strip club. Wasabi didn’t like the smell of what was inside, but they had to run anyways because oh god they were being chased by the cops. Wasabi ran on stage and climbed up on a pole to get away from the cops, and they spent a whole 30 minutes trying to get him down and Wasabi threw their phone at the cop and he got angry. Eventually someone threw a dildo at Wasabi and caused their to loose their balance and fall, it kind of hurt but in the end Wasabi bit the policeman as he held them and took their phone and ran off.