One of my Erynn Burr (female Aaron Burr) ideas. So enjoy. This my favorite out the three I posted on AO3.
“Burr why do you have a poster, bedsheets, an action figure, and a giant t-shirt of my dad? Oh my God, you better have underwear on under there. Is that a body pillow?” Alex just wanted to catch Erynn before she went to sleep. He didn't think he'll walk into this!
“Alexander, I can explain.” Erynn’s face is so red, it showing under her dark tones. “I might be a fan-”
“Might! You might be a Fan. Burr, there is at least over $200 worth of merchandise in here. Oh my God, you said you never seen Pride of Mount Vernon. Does that floor mat say ‘Here Comes The General’ ?” Alex couldn't believe his friend lied to him and still trying to. She is standing there in oversized t-shirt of George Washington, his father, and nothing else. Her room is decked out with merchandise from hit tv show Pride Of Mount Vernon in which his dad is the lead actor.
“No. I said I have never seen it in tv.” Erynn never been more embarrass. She planned to take her obsession to a grave, it's not lady like to be this crazy over a celebrity. “I don't have cable. So I have never seen it on TV. Only on my laptop.”
“Semantics! I've seen your room. We’ve studded in it, two days ago. It was normal.” Erynn remember the pain it was take down everything before Alex came. It did give her chance to properly wash her sheets tho. “Are you friends with because of my dad?” It was why Erynn hasn't killed Alex yet.
“No! No no. I'm not some low life fan who only became friends with you to meet your father.” Alex looks around her room as if doubting Erynn’s words. “You became my friend mister. You ran up to me asking about My father and Princeton. So if anyone was friends with someone to get closer to something it's you.” Now Erynn just wanted to cuddle with her General body pillow not argue with Alex over her moral compass, when he is clearly no better.
“Okay. Okay. That's makes sense.” Alex raises his hands by his head surrendering. “What doesn't make sense is that if you're such a fan why didn't you want to come with the crew to meet him last week.” It was strange, the whole gang except Erynn went meet his dad for dinner.
“I didn't want fangirl in front everyone.” Also she had a really big pimple on her nose. She couldn't let her Hero see her like that. “ The crew would tease me relentlessly, especially Jefferson and Madison.” Erynn sigh those were the embodiment of mean girls despite both being male.
“So you're saying you don't want anyone to know you're a fan of my dad.” Alex says slowly. Erynn could see the gears turning in his head and how he could use this information against Burr.
“Yes. Alex if you could keep it between us that would be nice.” Erynn says through tight teeth. She tightens her grip around the body pillow wish more than ever to just go to bed.
“Ok. It's between You, me, and decent half of that body pillow.” Alex says pointing finger guns at her. “It seems that recently I need help hosting a murder debated during 420 Law class. Monty would never let me do it, but he's always had a thing for you.” Alex makes eyebrows at the darker girl. Erynn sighs, of course Alexander wants to use it to the opportunity to have a debate. At Least he's right Monty did have a soft for her, just not in the way Alex thinks.
“Fine. Just leave. I want to go to bed.” Erynn pushes him out. When he finally gone she leans against her closed door. After a few minute she gets a notification on her phone.
Alex: So are you into older men and guys in uniform.
Burr: You're neither so it's none of your business.
Burr finally bed and wraps her arms and legs around the giant body pillow. “At least this version doesn't have know-it-all and invasive son.” She cuddles into it before another notification sound disturbs her.
Alex: So u don't like strap a dildo to the pillow and fuck it right?
Erynn couldn't believe him, what if she stains it? She'll stick to masturbating to erotic fanfics.
