#waslikemagic

[shenerve]

incorrect quotes meme: 6/?  // @waslikemagic​

[ssevruss]

.·゜-: ✧ :- @waslikemagic​   𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓.  𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 :    𓆙. 

   The Potions Master gives a bird-like cant of the head && the QUIZZICAL raise of his eyebrows. Suspicious, shifty eyes roam Harry’s facial features for a moment before they stop :  locking onto emerald, attempting to suck the truth out of Harry’s tiny, insolent head ... Though to some ( to most )  it looks like Severus is trying to non-verbally set the child AFLAME.

   Unsuccessful in the latter,  ( never mind the former, )  Severus gives a satisfied purse of the lips ;  finished, perhaps, with one sector of interrogation, but now onto the next. He already knows what he will hear, but the need to hear it STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH is necessary for the reining down of punishment && snatching of points, even if — and very agitatingly so — he will be docking them from his own house as well.   ❝ I wasn’t going to be taking any points, until that last bit of cheek, Potter, ❞   He begins, and though he is bitter his facial expression remains stoic, uncaring to the point of CRUELTY.   

   ❝ Before I tell you how many, however, I am going to need you to answer me something. ❞

   ❝ Malfoy called Weasley’s family a group of what, exactly ?  And do not give me   ❛ I don’t remember it exactly, ❜   — Use your head, Potter, I know you’ve a brain in there somewhere, even if you neglect to use it. ❞

[doublenotted]

Harry: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Theo: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Harry, already taking his clothes off: Theo, you’re so fucking stupid

[killedinstead]

             “You can fuss all you’d like now, my love. But I’m not going to have you complain about being cold once we get out there.” In the end he would know she was right, even though she was sure she would end up holding his scarf, happened every time. 

@waslikemagic​

[doublenotted]

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[ssevruss]

@waslikemagic   this is my personal apology to harry j. potter  for @conjvring​ && i letting these two do this. 

[rvbbcrduck]

           “I understand, of course, that you don’t go looking for trouble, Harry, but...” Arthur pauses here, pursing his lips, trying to figure out just how to word his next words before letting out a small huff of breath, “But trouble seems to find you, regardless, from what Ron has mentioned.” Arthur says, soft and unsure. “So if trouble seems to find you this year... please let someone know. Sirius Black is....” Arthur finishes here, shrugging a little, unsure completely this time how to continue.

@waslikemagic​ -> starter call.

[circeschild]

“He dumped me because he liked Britney, the stupid preppy fucker.”

Fuck It!My Immortal Sentence Starters!

"thts wat u get 4 dating a p0ser, vampire! only a p0ser wuld d8te a prep f*cker lke britnney!!! ill drnk hr bl00d 4 u if u want. i c hr on my way (gt it??? way like gerard way) to ap bio!"