𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘 ; 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 | 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .
// ‘cause we’re funny as fuck !
“ i will annihilate you . “
“ he has tattoos … lord i am not your strongest soldier . “
“ short men are closer to hell . “
“ oh damn something going down ?? and we’re not witnessing it ?? “
“ does she .. you know .. listen to girl in red ? “
“ do you really have nothing better to do ? “
“ am I the co-dependent ? “
“ it’s not that — we actually just don’t like you ! “
“ WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME MCR RELEASED A NEW SONG IN 2022 ?! I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEARN THAT ON MY OWN !?! “
“ she’ll murder any ‘abomination of god’ tbh . “
“ the vibes have undergone metamorphosis . “
“ so many olivias like damn does every famous olivia gotta be blond ? “
“ i think not, actually . “
“ she sent me one too … i deleted it . “
“ unprompt titty pic ??? “
“ [name] and i being …. haters to the max . “
“ normalize anon hate 2022 . “
“ oh she has telepathy too … groundbreaking . “
“ not the high socks and shorts combo . “
“ like — yes , he’s rich , but you have to be able to buy him dinner at least once a week . “
“ let me undo my lasik cause i’ve seen enough . “
“ that’s called masochism . “
“ jesus-chan hath risen … the lump in [name] ’ s jeans . “
“ the hammer hath spoken . “
“ i’m sorry , i’m old as hell . “
“ maybe she is the salvation . “
“ ‘ if that wasn’t clear ‘ — [name] , shut the fuck up . “
“ Im tardy , because capitalism has me by the throat — “
“ im gonna sob there’s a national shortage of boba . “
“ is this a cry for help ?? “
“ if we’re gonna hate we’re gonna do it accurately . “
“ i’m in a state of grief . “
“ THEY GOT LORE , ON LORE , ON LORE ! “
“ [NAME] , YOU THINK IM BETTER THAN RYAN REYNOLDS ? “
“ he wanted to go to the funeral ……………… “
“ she’s about to get ghosted by me if she keeps up with her dry ass dms . “
“ im losing brain cells . “
“ [name] you cant play here. this is our sandbox .”
“ GOD , IT’S SO FUCKING YELLOW . “
“ i mean – yeah, we talk shit, but like – “
“ it creeps up on you like the devil . “
“ a concerned canadian, my apologies . “
“ god has let me live another day . “
“ expect sexy content . “
“ me , absolutely obliterating this taco bell – “