Me: Just remember, Dami, that Christmas is the time for goodwill to all men. Including somewhat irritating speedsters.
Damian: he's going to kill Bart
or at least try
even on Christmas
Me: 'Now, who's going to carve the turkey? Damia- actually that's not the best idea ever is it really.' Speedster meat is a little too lean
Damian: doesn't make it any less satisfying











