#watching it

[rockstar-vamp]

Someone skied down mt. Everest and you think that’s impressive??? Well clearly you didn’t see me perfectly flip a pancake this morning

[neenarchive]

i HAVE to smoke with keanu reeves' dracula 1992 accent coach

[singular-disease]

being on disability with one of them low energy illnesses (call me "low energy @singular-disease" or "sleepy @singular-disease" or simply "@singular-disease!" as I am from Florida)

means I get to do bullshit like watch two seasons of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives in three days and all i can say is. none of these bitches is really Mormon. I have an ongoing war with reality show makers featuring Mormons and excluding all the weird Mormon-ness. We got some of it in Sister Wives but these people withhold SO much.

also I really want a dirty soda now, ready to get crunk on Mormon mocktails

and finally I feel like even if I did this to myself by watching this dumb shit, but like, I need to kill time y'all. And I'm a sociologist by training, now that I have five brain cells and swiss cheese for brains, I need to give myself the illusion of studying people

anyway I do NOT know how any of these women have ever gotten a Temple Recommend, but a couple of them have?

also their tiktoks are REALLY dumb, tiktok is just a dumb platform tbh it's the most vapid of influencer spheres where like, you just gotta be skinny and white and femme and do some dumb dances that are highkey embarrassing and it makes you famous? like, no wonder the world is shit, making tiktoks and being dramatic is what people aspire to for careers and that's fucking so bleak

Jen's husband is the most Mormon person on this show, both in looks and in how he loses his fucking mind when his wife goes to a Chippendales show. as bad as these vapid women are, the men are just as bad

also this generation - by ages they seem to be baby Millennials and elder Gen Z - is really the most cursed when it comes to beauty culture. no generation of women has it easy but the hyper-artificial Mar-a-lago face culture has hit these women hard. Not that I think any woman is going to age super gracefully under the yoke of the Mormon church's disgusting patriarchy, but this is such undeserved clout

[gayluckyluke]

STRAIGHT.

[sysid-ace]

Additionally putting a long segment, largely a monologue, that begins with a twist and then dives into a large infodump explaining how the twist is possible to be true as well as a number of the other more confusing story elements, right at the end of the story, after the credits, after the player has already been watching way too many cutscenes and has surely mentally checked out by this point, is possibly the biggest and most obvious blunder regarding structure and pacing in a game that has already burned and scattered the book on structure and pacing.

[evanjinx]

i don't think skinny people realize how fatphobic almost every single media is

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

If I wore mascara it'd be running all the way down to my pajama pants because I just finished the finale of The Mary Tyler Moore Show