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all the guards rejoice when there’s poop in the pool

when you can’t remember...

how it feels to guard normally because you’re on your third hour of being stuck in the plunge pool and your toes have turned to pale prunes

if I’m staring at you...

I’m

a) trying to recognize you

b) trying to see if you’re chewing gum

c) watching you for trouble-making behavior

or

d) I’ve zoned out... we do that more often than you want to know

indoor guarding #1:

little girl: *runs on gradient shoreline*

me, tired: shhhhh

girl: *keeps running*

me: ...

me to me: I was supposed to say ‘walk please’

This looks like a #funjob #watercops in #hollandmichigan #holland #michigan #puremichigan #toughlife #puremichigan (at Holland, Michigan)

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