#watermelonguns

[toocoolforcrosssections]

I dare you to kiss Jakke.

siiiigh fine.

*walks over to jakke and kisses him on the cheek* 

there, anon. are you happy now?

[jaineycakes]

Jakke wants to fuck you

Oh, really now! I’m quite afraid that he’s not my type. Though, of course, I thank him for the flattering intent.

[toocoolforcrosssections]

watermelonguns:

Johan! There you are. I was worried for a moment there. *He pauses for a moment before his expression turns to confusion* Why are you dressed so peculiarly brother? Where are the dragons? Surely it is not safe out here.

toocoolforcrosssections:

*Jawn’s initial expression of confusion at the strangely dressed man melts into an expression halfway between fear and disgust.* jakke…. *he states, backing away.* you’re no brother of mine! what are you wearing?

*He can’t describe the flash of hurt that settles in his gut with Jawn’s words but it leaves him more confused than anything.* Johan please. I am your brother! Your twin. *He pauses a moment looking down at his clothes*  I am wearing travel clothes. You should know that. Where in the world did you even get those clothes. Where are your weapons. Brother you know better than to go out without a weapon. What if those ryder assholes found you.

*jawn wrinkles nose.* i'm not your brother. and who the heck is johan? i'm jawn. what are you even talking about? who's ryder? i never had a weapon!

[toocoolforcrosssections]

Johan! There you are. I was worried for a moment there. *He pauses for a moment before his expression turns to confusion* Why are you dressed so peculiarly brother? Where are the dragons? Surely it is not safe out here.

*Jawn's initial expression of confusion at the strangely dressed man melts into an expression halfway between fear and disgust.* jakke.... *he states, backing away.* you're no brother of mine! what are you wearing?

[toocoolforcrosssections]

watermelonguns replied to your post:oh god what have i done.

That was informative at the very least. Now we know what happens when a baby becomes impregnated.

yeah...... i think that's enough science for me today!

[toocoolforcrosssections]

candyapplecores replied to your post:perfection-refined replied to...

you did good jawn~

why thank you~!

watermelonguns replied to your post:perfection-refined replied to...

*Laughs* Congratulations mister jawn on your soon to be child.

i'm gonna be a daddy!

nonsensical-combustion replied to your post:perfection-refined replied to...

Oh Jawn no.

:c what? i was careful.... 

dick's gonna have a baby! isn't that great?

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perfection-refined replied to your post:watermelonguns replied to your post:Magic Anon:...

DON’T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME.

8D

nonsensical-combustion replied to your post:watermelonguns replied to your post:Magic Anon:...

I knew you would. ^_^

i'm glad you have faith in me~!

watermelonguns replied to your post:watermelonguns replied to your post:Magic Anon:...

I agree with mister dabe. You should gift mister dick.

children are a gift!! i can't wait to give it~

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watermelonguns replied to your post:Magic Anon: For the next three days, whoever you touch will instantly become 9 months pregnant. -Poof-

That is interesting…..

yeah! it sure is~

candyapplecores replied to your post:Magic Anon: For the next three days, whoever you touch will instantly become 9 months pregnant. -Poof-

touch dick touch dick a million times

:D

perfection-refined replied to your post:nonsensical-combustion replied to your post:what...

Fuck off.

omg mean, dick! what did i ever do to you?

nonsensical-combustion replied to your post:nonsensical-combustion replied to your post:what...

Be very careful. With great power comes a lot of babies.

i'll be suuuuper careful. i'll only use my power for good, not for evil!