~❀~ Jaine Rocker ~❀~

[jaineycakes]

Jakke wants to fuck you

Oh, really now! I’m quite afraid that he’s not my type. Though, of course, I thank him for the flattering intent.

[jaineycakes]

What is the best way to get my crushes attention?

It depends on the needs of your crush! I find that the first step to making sure someone notices you is noticing them. Be observant! Figure out what your crush likes, and then use that knowledge in order to draw them to you! If you notice that they like flowers, start subtly by perhaps wearing outfits that feature flowers. Perhaps leave a flower or two on their desk. Start subtly! Work your way up. As you get to know your crush further, you will discover more things about them that you can use to make them see how wonderful you are!

[hazupumpkin]

Blow up my inbox.

[jaineycakes]

Would you rather..

Fuck, kill or marry

This or that

Personal questions

Creepy anons

Random questions

Advice

Love/hate

Anonymous secrets

Anything you want!

[watermelonguns]

*kisses your nose*

Oh.Thank you i suppose.

[jaineycakes]

You’re welcome! *kisses your left ear*

[watermelonguns]

*Reaches up to rub at his ear* May i ask why you’re doing that?

[jaineycakes]

Magic anon~ *kisses his left cheek*

[nonsensical-combustion-deactiva]

*kisses your right cheek*

Oh! Thank you! 

[jaineycakes]

You are so welcome~ *kisses left cheek*

[nonsensical-combustion-deactiva]

-giggles- Thanks you again!

[jaineycakes]

*kisses nose*

[nonsensical-combustion-deactiva]

Why are you kissing me so much? 

[jaineycakes]

It's the magic anon! *kisses forehead*

[nonsensical-combustion-deactiva]

*kisses your right cheek*

Oh! Thank you! 

[jaineycakes]

You are so welcome~ *kisses left cheek*

[nonsensical-combustion-deactiva]

-giggles- Thanks you again!

[jaineycakes]

*kisses nose*

[candyapplecores]

*kisses your forehead because you are an inch shorter than me*

fuck off cunt dont touch me *pulls out a knife and sticks it into jaines abdomen*

[jaineycakes]

*grins up at dabe and removes the knife from her abdomen. kisses his cute little baby nose*

[candyapplecores]

glub glub

[jaineycakes]

*kisses your fins*

[watermelonguns]

*kisses your nose*

Oh.Thank you i suppose.

[jaineycakes]

You're welcome! *kisses your left ear*

[perfection-refined-deactivated2]

*kisses your left cheek*

-Blush- Thanks Jaine.

[jaineycakes]

*smiles widely* You're welcome! *kisses right cheek*

[nonsensical-combustion-deactiva]

*kisses your right cheek*

Oh! Thank you! 

[jaineycakes]

You are so welcome~ *kisses left cheek*

[candyapplecores]

*kisses your forehead because you are an inch shorter than me*

fuck off cunt dont touch me *pulls out a knife and sticks it into jaines abdomen*

[jaineycakes]

*grins up at dabe and removes the knife from her abdomen. kisses his cute little baby nose*

[jaineycakes]

Magic!Anon: For the next 2 days, you cannot suppress you desire to kiss everyone you meet, and you cannot kiss the same place twice.

This will be… interesting.

[jaineycakes]

perfection-refined replied to your post: Is it just me, or have you gotten even prettier from before?

Ha! Don’t you know it.~ I’ve only got better with age. Like a fine wine or some shit.

Fine wine, I imagine, and no shit at all.

[jaineycakes]

Is it just me, or have you gotten even prettier from before?

It’s just you, Dick! I’m the same as I’ve always been. Though thank you for the kind words. Perhaps your eyesight’s improved? They do say that things grow better with age.

[watermelonguns]

Why yes! We are very much married and very much happy together. You may ask mister dabe and he will tell you such hahaha.

[jaineycakes]

Married. For how long?

[watermelonguns]

It has been just about 50 years.

[jaineycakes]

Fifty years... that's a very long time.

[brokenwineglass-blog]

whgats goin on heere why is evertyone ol;d

[jaineycakes]

Everyone but me, my dear! We must remain youthful, in solidarity!

[brokenwineglass-blog]

yea h!! wee’r gonna do it jainey! wee gona stay young and preytty

[jaineycakes]

We shall, Roxsi! Forever; like vampires, but with less overbite and far more medical hygiene.

[brokenwineglass-blog]

lol i csn get behind vampiets! :) i could get beihnd that 

[jaineycakes]

We would make stunning specimens, if I say so myself~.

[jaineycakes]

Oh, sweet Dabid. You’ve thought up a beard and an itch and everything! Tell me what it was like! Was it long and flowing?

[candyapplecores]

yes i grew it down to my knees and braided fucking wildflowers into it

[jaineycakes]

That sounds like a positively regal beard. I hope you let Jawn touch it! He's always been a fan of the beards.