#wattamess

[touyatiredforthis]

For @watt-a-mess​ from here.

Finding himself feeling awkward having spoken up to a complete stranger in a brand new region, he shoves his hands into his pocket looks aside.

“That a fact? Well, sorry for makin’ the wrong assumption, there. Couldn’t help but notice you lookin’ sorta downtrodden for a sec. Thought it was a tear.”

[88sugiru]

@watt-a-mess​ wrote:

 "Hi hi!!!" It was her. The one who kissed Klara earlier- - She had a plate of goodies, and was offering it to the other woman with a big, innocent smile. "Want some? I baked it this morning!"

𝑲𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒉 with no small amount of suspicion. Who was this woman? She feels like she’d seen her somewhere... And what was with this sudden approach and offering of gifts? Trying to kiss up, was she?

“...It’s nice to meet you too, luv. What’s all this, then?”

The poison-type trainer sniffed the baked goods... So far, so good at the very least. But pastries from a stranger was still suspect. It wasn’t like she lived in the countryside where neighbors just did that.

[hibana-hyottoko]

@watt-a-mess​ continued from here.

Most of the other patrons generally tended to avoid the older gentleman, though there were some whispers here and there. It wasn’t odd for someone of her age to be at a bar... But for her to be alone is an odd thing indeed, he decided.

"Ahah... I used to come here much more in my younger days with my colleagues. Though I'm afraid I do not recognize the bartender this evening."

Perhaps his random bout of nostalgia could be put to further use, after all.

“If another gentleman or lady isn’t accompanying you, may I offer to purchase you a drink?”

[touyatiredforthis]

@watt-a-mess​ from here:

"I faced death once.”

There he is, immediately stopped in his tracks. What was originally just supposed to be a fun little conversation starter came concern.

“YouDidWhat.”

[touyatiredforthis]

Don’t stare, Kurokawa. Don’t look like a fuckin’ herb-

[touyatiredforthis]

Non-sugarcoated Opinions of People! 🙊💬

Anonymous asked about:

🙊💬 That tiny Galarian girl, Emma.

( @watt-a-mess​ )

Fuckin’ assholes-

“...She’s hot as hellfire. Emma’s got a smile and a bod that can kill, and she’s been pretty damn hospitable too. Florsely’s a comfy place, too. Apparently, she’s a gym leader in Galar, and it was by pure luck that we ended up meetin’ in the first place. I’m gonna show her around Castelia sometime soon.”

“...I’m still worried about what was going through her head when we first met, though. I could swear she was crying...”

[touyatiredforthis]

@watt-a-mess​​ asked to be rated 1-10 based on appearance:

💎

9/10

Oh man, this little bundle of electric sunshine... She’d confided in him at least a little bit, but... He still worried! It felt as though she was playing a game but he didn’t know the rules. How to not fuck this up?? He’s already flustered, right off the bat, and she’s first. He’s sputtering.

“It’s a fun kinda flashy, y’know? I can practically feel the energy just from one look atcha, and that bright-as-the-sun smile ya got paired with how ya dress? It’s killah. Ya got the confidence, and that’s so much the bettah because you oughta.”

[touyatiredforthis]

@watt-a-mess​​ answered:

Unstoppable affection —

“You’re in GOOD hands, I promise ! ! I’ll make sure y'got a place to stay an’ everything!!!”

Oh man, oh man, that’s direct contact with her--Calm down, calm down! You’re the Unova Champ, damn it! Keep it chill! She can’t know of your lack of experience with all this-!!

In fact-! Throw an arm around her shoulder maybe! There! Confident!

“Aheh...! That a fact? Awful generous to do for a stranger, but I guess for you, looks reflect the heart, huh?”