Simple but good cult rules
1: Live good and help other shells or don’t, you’re a turtle so it doesn’t matter.
2: Do not crack the other shells or we will crack yours, we watch from the shallows.
3: We have no rank in the cult of swimming turtle, we are all and we are one of the same turtle living under the same shell. Hence don’t be a turtle dick.
4: The ecosystem is our home and we need to care for it. No radical beach dwelling just smooth sand and pretty waves.
5: We may post freely but no hot water (no getting mad over the little things), we can’t take that kind of heat.
6: Please don’t belittle other shells opinions my shellmen, all of what we say and do matters.










