What Your Overwatch Main Say About You
Genji: I need healing [distance mercy screaming]
McCree: Ship McHanzo, or you love spaghetti westerns
Pharah: You love pharmercy or the its raining justice vine on a loop for 12 hours
Reaper: You live in a hot topic
Soldier 76: You're new here
Sombra: You have an undercut and may be a little shit
Tracer: Gay. sorry the straights, you can't main her
Bastion: Why are you like this. too strong for this world
Hanzo: You can never have too many snipers. even 6 hanzos.
Junkrat: You're a trash boy or you love dirty boys
Mei: Evil incarnate. no exceptions
Torbjorn: You want the world to hate you
Widowmaker: 46 shots, one kill
D.Va: Gamer aesthetic [rage gamer, probably], or pastel
Reinhardt: Battle grandpa
Roadhog: The team needed a tank. alternatively, you nasty fucker
Winston: Probably a cryptid. Do you exist? Probably not
Zarya: Gay. thats it
Ana: Friendly fire enabled
Lucio: Pure, doing the lords work
Mercy: You love suffering
Symmetra: You would probably let her step on you
Zenyatta: Trying your best
