It feels like something is supposed to happen.
That’s right! It’s his birthday--! Or, it was. It passed just like a regular day, though, so it is not unlike every other year up to this point...aside from the raining cats. That was a nice surprise.

seen from Germany

seen from China

seen from China
seen from Venezuela
seen from China
seen from Algeria
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Tajikistan
seen from Russia

seen from Germany
seen from Japan

seen from France
seen from Netherlands
seen from China
seen from United States
It feels like something is supposed to happen.
That’s right! It’s his birthday--! Or, it was. It passed just like a regular day, though, so it is not unlike every other year up to this point...aside from the raining cats. That was a nice surprise.
Walks outside--
“... ... ...”
Nope. This is utter nonsense. This is such a waste of any actual brainpower to try to comprehend at this point. He is going to turn around and head right back inside.
“Oh, haha... There’s sure a lot of you, huh?”
Tiz gave a small smile as he patted the heads of two young goats-- of which there were a-fucking-lot. Every time he came back to this place, there was a new surprise.
This is goat-ing out of hand.
Well this is some bullshit.
Snazzy, dapper-ass and glittery bullshit, but bullshit nonetheless. Hugh is at a loss for what to do with whatever this is, but maybe it’s not the worst thing that could have happened. Apparently, other folks are affected, and from what Hugh understands, it’s all about fighting. He’s been needing to let off some steam, anyway. Eyeing literally the first person that enters Hugh’s field of vision, he calls out to them with the rudest thing he can think of. “Oi! You’re so ugly, the only way you’ll get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait!”
WHY is he in a dumpster.
Also where’s Ace “Annette, did you see Ace anywhere in here?” nope he wasn’t going to get an answer out of her, she’s to busy crying about all the garbage
“Maaaster, help!”
“No way, just fade through it”
“I can’t!”
Great, just great, they were both stuck in here, he was down one Pokemon and had to deal with Annette’s whining.
“ACE WHERE ARE YOU, IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SOON I’M GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON.”
Thankfully Ace is still at home and blissfully unaware of his trainers threats.
And to no one’s surprise, the very bundled up Lussuria had slid and landed headfirst into a trashbin. He had only come out here to get some more eggnog and some bounty of alcohol to comfort him in this awful season. And now he was in the trash.
Of course, he usually does belong in there.
It’s almost as if the universe is screaming at him to give up while he still can. There is no shame quitting!
Alas, Shinji has met his fate with the dumpster as a gust of wind pushes his tiny body head first into the mess of paper and ornaments. He easily sinks in up to his waist, legs kicking about helplessly for moment until he decides that it’s not even worth the effort.
“Why do I even bother?”