#we guess

[bearotonin-international]

the team’s sad so here’s a bear

[frogotenn]

????

[earhartsease]

in all the enthusiasm to hit posts with the kung pow penis we as a hellsite have collectively neglected to consider it as an actual takeaway dish which implies szechuan penis, sweet & sour penis, penis fried rice and of course peking dick

[lieutenant-sappho]

Selenian, Knight Swarm, you are our most beloved warrior. please let us gut ourselves so you can fuck the wound. we would do so happily. and with boaner

[daisycowgirls]

"hey Doll we've been standing at the store window for a few minutes and you've been staring at that beautiful dress the entire time, you will look absolutely gorgeous in that dress, Doll."

after we've taken you to the comfiest dressing room with the pretty dress. We gently take off your current dress, put the new dress on your cute doll body, and cup your cute face to kiss your cutie lips and cutie nose.

We put our hands on your hips and turn you to face the mirror so you can see how cute you are.

"you are so adorable Doll, and you picked out such a gorgeous dress. Good girl, good doll."

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this seemed nice, hope doll friends like it.

you are good girls and good dolls 🩷

[stranglerfigpudding]

insert joke hwre about hornet getting stuck in hazardous puzzle chambers filling up with lava

[mantisgodsdomain]

Ah we need to transfer our slay the princess shitposting over here. Here is our homemade memes from the Beast route