#we rant

[anonlynymous]

How is CC?

Well earlier they were an angry bean. @themindofcc How you feelin kiddo?

[absentrelic]

got home after my 10 hour shift, lit my first joint and turned into a puddle of brain cells. just blinking at every sentence and waiting for it to make sense…

[just-about-nothing]

we’re currently in isolation rn because of a sore throat (our school is taking this shit seriously) and as such, we will be referring to ourselves using the royal we until we get out

if you’re wondering, we are not actually using the royal we to refer to one being. we are referring to our human brain and our gut bacteria because we love them <3

[1nside-h3r-h34d]

3:15am // June 3rd, 2017

I think someone on my street has a dog that just gave birth to puppies. For the past 3 nights in a row I'm heard tiny cries coming from somewhere down my block and it's overly concerning. If this is the case I'm hoping they don't keep the pups outside all night.😭

[just-a-haru]

kenyoulove replied to your post:people be say Nana got plastic surgery and are...

I FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT IU. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT SHE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY.. SHE DIDN’T, I THINK THAT SHE JUST AGED REALLY WELL I DON’T GJDFSLGJS UGH YOU PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS. /hugsandcriesonyourshoulder

OH MY GOD RIGHTTT??? //FLIPSDESK. IS IT THAT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE IDOLS OUT THERE THAT ARE NATURUALLY BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT THE WORK OF SURGERY? //crieswithyou

[gangelband-blog]

omg so my roommate and I have this sort of joke where we mimic stewie from family guy saying "ohhh yeah, that's the good stuff!" and just now he said it to me and I was like "yeah, that stuff is so much better..."

and I was like shit trying to think of a funny ending to the sentence I started so I just said "... so much better than the ... other stuff"

and he was just like "yeah, good stuff is so much more awesome than the bad stuff.  Why would you even want the bad stuff, anyway?"

and I was like "yeah!  What the hell!?"

and he was like "why do they even make it anyway!?"

and I was like "how do they market it if it's bad?"

and then he walked out of his room and came into the living area of the apartment where I was sitting and stared at me and we both locked and eyes and said to each other at the same time

"capitalism"

[linmanuelito]

I love my friend. Especially when we FB chat while she is watching Thor for the first time.

Her: HOLY SHIT. THOR JUST DESTROYED THE RAINBOW BRIDGE. HOW WILL THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS GET TO TIMMY NOW. WAY TO GO THOR. YOU JUST RUINED MISERABLE CHILDREN'S LIVES.

NOOOOOOOOO LOKI. WHY MUST YOU GO? WHY U COMMIT SUICIDE?

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOKI. HIS FACE. HIS FACE RIGHT BEFORE HE LETS GO.

Her: AND NOW JANE WANDERS OFF INTO THE SUNSET BEING SAD BECAUSE THOR CAN'T SEE HER AGAIN. BUT YES. HIS ADORABLE FACE. TWAS SAD.

Me: HE LOOKED SO SAD AND HURT. "No Loki"

"My father still doesn't approve. I DID ALL THIS FOR NOTHING. SCREW THIS REALM"

Her: And all his old friends aren't even talking about his betrayal or nothing. They're eating and drinking and being marry.

Me: Because they know it'll upset thor. Also they're all stupid and weren't really Loki's friends. Those bitches. They only hung with loki because thor made them.

Her: Thor is just like "You bitches. My brother just committed suicide. I hate you all. You are all dicks."

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA yes

Her: "Even you Freya. You are a dick."

Me: LOL I CAN'T.

Her: "My daddy is sad. We will commiserate in sadness together."

Me: "Father. My friends are stupid. May I grieve with you?"

"Yes son. Let us be the only one's who actually care. Because we loved Loki. BTW where is your mother?"

Her: BUT WAIT. Earth isn't lost to them.

Me: NO. THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY.

Her: Well better forget about my brother. Gotta get that chick.

Me: Jackass.