#we're quality

[slasherbarbie]

More texts with Mom...

Mom: The Pats are playing a good game against the Bengals. We’ve been ahead the entire game. 27 to 10 late in the third quarter. 


Me: I miss civilization and actual sports. 


Mom: Oops we just recovered a fumble and scored another 7! The Bengals were undefeated until tonight. 


Me: Nationalists obliterating an endangered species? Unheard of.

Mom: Weirdo!

[rowrunlive]

My coach said we were the brightest hopes for the club

[setsuntamew]

upd8 discussion

arahith: dude if cronus wasnt a can of fish assholes think of how powerful he would be

arahith: bards are like crazy powerful

setsuntamew: HOLY SHIT

setsuntamew: but he'd pussy out

arahith: im not scared of him pussying out

arahith: im scared of cronus ampora with power

arahith: like he is not responcible enough as it is

setsuntamew: Oh god him with that much power

setsuntamew: DUALSCAR

arahith: SEE BAD PLAN

arahith: VERY BAD PLAN

[gilkiduss]

[3:20:19 AM] Mikoto Suoh: ( and half the time when we do blowjobs I'm pretty sure the bottom wouldn't be able to reach the top's dick to jerk him off if you think about it ok I think about these things )

[3:20:41 AM] Reisi Munakata: ((Dude no I think about that all the time.))

[3:20:46 AM] Reisi Munakata: ((I'm just like how would that work.))

[3:20:50 AM] Reisi Munakata: ((But then I realize))

[3:20:53 AM] Reisi Munakata: ((I don't care.))

[ohbthr]

In the continuing adventures of rereading The Eagle

RD: DUMB ROMANS AND THE SURLY BRITISH BOYS WHO LOVE THEM

Elenchus: CRITICAL WEAKNESS LOSE ONE TURN

RD: Lose five billion turns, status ailment: feels

Elenchus: Oh no I don't have any items to reverse that :(

RD: Save point?

Elenchus: I'm pretty sure the last save point was before I started getting obsessed with Romans

RD: Dammit, that's probably true. And that save file's been saved over far too many times

Elenchus: I don't even know what I did with the memory card anymore

[aintrocketsurgery-blog]

[10:21:00 PM] Sherlock Holmes: damn u

[10:21:14 PM] { c a s t i e l }: damn me to hell

[10:21:22 PM] { c a s t i e l }: wai tfuck

[10:21:25 PM] { c a s t i e l }: im not lucifer

[10:21:27 PM] { c a s t i e l }: im cas

[10:21:44 PM] Sherlock Holmes: damn u out of heaven

[10:21:54 PM] { c a s t i e l }: already fell

[10:21:56 PM] { c a s t i e l }: oops

[10:22:36 PM] Sherlock Holmes: just watch ur whole family fall and crash

[10:22:47 PM] { c a s t i e l }: STOP RIGHT THERE

[seirye]

TDS Discussing Unholy DK

[Tyloestus]: idk I was holy in Cata

[Tyloestus]: and I did fairly well

[Janiss]: ahhhhhhahahahahaha

[Tyloestus]: ...

[Tyloestus]: unholu

[Janiss]: someone died to bruce

[Tyloestus]: UNHOLY

[Zedahkal]: UNHOLU

[Tyloestus]: UNHULUUUUU

[Janiss]: UNUUUUUUUU

[Tyloestus]: UUUUUUUUUU

[geesprite]

[1:02:10 AM] Gee: im hungry

[1:04:12 AM] Kikai: me too

[1:08:22 AM] Gee: eats u

[1:08:37 AM] Kikai: is tasty

[1:09:59 AM] Gee: good