Gee does things

Gemini/ISFJ my name's Gee. im 26 yrs old; hispanic, demisexual, panromantic, and im also a feminist. I use she/her pronouns!

[poetrylesbian]

being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[pocketss]

widehead

[ehlbee]

Miscellaneous works

[whitmanic]

Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 5

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Watched the 2004 Phantom of the Opera film for the first time ever, ask me anything

[andhumanslovedstories]

Look yes okay there was an edible involved BUT I don’t think that’s the only reason I spent every fucking minute of that movie enraptured, quaking with joy. It’s so wonderful that this teen girl wet dream of a cinematic masterpiece exists. This movie hit cunt full throttle

[andhumanslovedstories]

What if you were so beautiful and so talented and so tragic, and your eyes were so big and so wet, and then two men whose lives revolve around you fistfight in a pool? What if your good sweet boyfriend who is willing to die to protect you got tied up by a dangerous romantic monster who will kill to have you?? What if everywhere you went was opulent and everything you wore was stunning??? Please god listen, I am grabbing you all by the lapels and shaking, this movie is at every moment one hundred percent committed to being the shameless distillation of the best daydream you’ve ever had in math class.

[andhumanslovedstories]

there was a HORSE in the SEWERS. There was a SEWER HORSE.

[buginateacup]

#it’s a crushed velvet fever hallucination of paperback romo clinch cover fabio dreamscapes#from the director who brought you the lost boys and nipples on the batsuit#it’s not ‘jupiter ascending’ big but it’s ‘gothic pulp herione flees-from-manor-holding-a-lantern’ big#it’s a ‘make-up change mid-scene with no explanation’ kinda party#for the girlies who run into the cave and twist their ankle and the water sparkles and you look sooo good#and everyone rushes in to tell you how brave and special and pretty you are as you lie there with your twisted ankle#if you get me#phantom of the opera saving @harrietvane tags because sometimes you just need a movie that says Yes! You are the most specialest prettiest talented one to rule them all (all being rich safe pretty boy and hot basement monster)

[gwainestarroyco]

generational difference between people who learnt the word kin on tiktok and think it is a fun way of saying u identify somewhat with a character VS people who learnt the word kin on tumblr where people would threaten each other about kin lists because they genuinely believed they were a manifested reincarnation of karkat homestuck

[severmyneck]

genuinely people would have tiered lists of kins, from it's okay to follow me if you kin this, to never interact w me if any of your mutuals are kin w this because this is literally me

[twofingerswhiskey]

people were kinblocking like it was the beaches of fucking normandy