#we're special

[slythereen]

okay but it's kind of funny to me that max made a point about the ferrari and red bull not being matched and his and charles' fight wasn't as fun because of it ... but carlos and checo's was fun bc they don't have the same issue. like. is he just rating them as second drivers squabbling or something 😭

[anawkwardlady]

Excuse me your aunt did WHAT now? 😨

Theres layers to it, because she is also extremely dramatic and tends to... exaggerate stuff. But she told me that when she was small, she hated one of her aunt SO FUCKING HARD. She took a gum, unwraped it, licked the whole thing and coated it with laundry detergent powder and wraped the thing up up. The aunt chewed the gum and got a BIG stomach ache but was (fortunately) fine. So thats that, thats the story.

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

This is a lefty instinct I love all left handers.

[luxnovalibra]

The fact that Libra is the ONLy sign whose symbol is an inanimate object?

[eightfourone]

aparently our ash tree is one of the biggest the guy has ever gotten to measure

[bishiglomper]

Niece was telling us how her manager thought it was so cute her grandma dropped her off wearing a unicorn onesie. She told him she taught her brother his first ever spelling word. "Bitch". He was flabbergasted that the woman who showed up in a unicorn onesie would do that. 😂

Me: (thinking it's fairly on brand for mom) the first thing you ever taught niece was how to head bang

Mom: uh no, i think that was a YOU thing.

Me: no, cause you were very proud of it?

(Mom mistakes head banging as banging your head against the wall, which I did as a small child)

Me: oh yeah, no, I file that under "things that identified me as autistic". But not your fault! They didnt have that back then.

Mom: yeah but it's not like you did it out of stress..

Me: Oh, no. It was a stim. I liked the vibrations. I remember doing it. 👀

[dreamhot]

"10:30" your timezone will not survive the winter

okay est ????????? leave the weird atlantic timezone alone