Aaaw Anon! I’m so sorry you’re sick. That sucks so bad.
Okay okay let’s see here. Good jokes…okay so I’m gonna give you a bunch of corny jokes because those are the kind of jokes I know and I love them. Hopefully one of these will help you feel better.
Which is faster? Hot or cold? Hot because you can catch a cold.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Which vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
Where do boats go when they get sick? To the dock.
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh
What’s brown and sticky? A stick
Bonus joke: one I just made up at least I’ve never heard it before
What do you call an ant’s ghost? A phANTom!