#we're stupid

[morbidrave]

𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 @aliensaresilly

[ibxmichiyo]

Have a stupid inside joke with a friend about a "nightmare mahjong rotation" with our WoL's and our favorite characters. This is how I thought that would go.

[kevinsptsd]

Out of context with friends

Kevin: *aggressively eating a whole egg*

Jake: *to Kevin* I'm gonna rip off your dick, and put it in a blender, I'm gonna make you drink your own dick-

JB: Wut-

Rose: that- that sounds really spicy-

Jake: will cut open your head and i will DRINK YOUR THOUGHTS

Kevin: *dying of laughter and choking on egg*

JB: there is never any thoughts in Kevin's head though-

[secrets-of-the-library]

Me and my fiancee, watching a James Bond movie yesterday:

Me: Why is it that they always go to some exotic place like China or so on when chasing down people? As if there aren't any in Britain?

Her: Britain isn't exactly the most exciting place to go on spy chases.

Me: Imagine going on a spy chase after a dude hiding out in a sheep farm.

Her: *Holds hands out in the shape of a gun* "Hold it right there!-...W-Wait. James Herriot?"

Me: "Well, well, well. It seems you know too much, Mr. Bond. Why'd you have to push the envelope?"

Her: "I-I thought you were away on military leave... But you were here, all along..."

Me: "All creatures, great and small... *Holds up a gun* The Lord God made them all. *Shoots*"

[kozumedenki]

WHAT IF HIM BEING STUPID IS JUST AN ACT AND HES ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING SMART-

NO WAY IN HELL. HE HAS A FUCKING PEA BRAIN JUST LIKE ME, HE'S DUMB AS SHIT. I LOVE THE BOY BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK HE'S SMART ENOUGH TO PULL ANYTHING LIKE THAT OFF

also, considering the usj incident, it's not any member of class 1a if you think about it logically

[vacuously-true]

Me, mostly thinking out loud while working on my biomaterials homework and eating lunch with my math thesis advisor: "What's it called when a plastic stretches over time?"

My favorite 49 year old number theorist and cryptographer who definitely doesn't know shit about biology or material science: "Stretchiness? Fatigue? Giving up?"

Me, remembering the word: "Creep!"

"I don't think I deserved that!"

"Oh yeah? What's your creep modulus?"

"13. I'm definitely a creep modulo 13."

[a-chaotic-ananas]

*me telling my brother to stop yelling*

*him wearing headphones and not hearing, making faces at me*

*me not wearing my glasses and seeing absolute shit*

*us just,,,,, standing there until i leave*

[sapphic-seph]

true gay culture is having the dream roles of Eurydice and Persephone with your platonic wife and then promising to be Hades and Orpheus for them. In other words, we don’t need any other actors. It’s just going to be us. Hadestown played by an alto and mezzo.