#weaponplay

[piqueristicfreak]

oh hey! nice gun! can i suck on the barrel?

sorry!! didn't mean that. i meant to ask if i could suck on the barrel? as you load it? as you turn the safety off?

ughhh, sorry i am just sooo tired im mixing up my words..! this is sooo embarrassing i'm sorry!! i just wanna know if you'd let me suck off the barrel?

[angelvvrath]

Watching his pupils contract as I flick the safety off would fix me.

[goodlittlesunshinee]

[transingthoseformers]

Megatron catching Starscream self servicing with a gun that Starscream is 100% pretending is Megatron's altmode

[transingthoseformers]

Thinking about Optimus forgetting to switch accounts and accidentally reblogging a string of gun fetish posts onto his main😔

[transingthoseformers]

Objectum Starscream + gun megatron and soundwave?

This makes me think that Starscream was fucking guns pretending they were Megatron and the two caught him >:)

[transingthoseformers]

Someone accuses Megatron of compensating for something with his fusion cannon and he's like 'wdym?? This IS my dick' pops it off his arm, opens his panels, clicks it into place. Immense transfluid cannon

There are multiple things that we can question here

Can Megatron shoot transfluid

Can Megatron cum fusion blasts

[transingthoseformers]

I think you're discounting the funniest option: megs fucking HIMSELF with his fusion cannon only for it to get stuck. And then somebody finds him like that...

Soundwave

Soundwave is the one to find him