Aug 4, 2024
How to draw Titan TV
You will need:
TV Man
Glue
Spikes
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How to draw Titan TV
You will need:
TV Man
Glue
Spikes
You put th
Profit
Needlessly philosophical airport security questionnaire.
Idk
Something like this:
“Is your flight for business or leisure purposes?”
“Have you flown with this airline before?”
“When was the last time you renewed your passport?”
“Have you ever been placed on a watch list by any law enforcement, security or intelligence agencies.”
“Do you know who you are?”
“Are you who you say you are?”
“Are you lying to us?”
“Have you lied to us?”
“WILL you lie to us?”
“WHEN will you lie to us?”
“WHY will you lie to us?”
“Why DID you lie to us?”
“Are you a liar?”
“Were you a liar?”
“Why are you a liar?”
“Are you a good man?”
“Are you carrying any potentially hazardous materials or goods?”
“Does the sum of your lived experience outshine that of the lowest downtrodden beggar?”
“Have you ever felt a desire to flee?”
“What is your existence?”
“Do you claim to know more than you actually do? Are you aware of that which you don’t?”
“Have you been barred from visiting any particular countries or locations at any point between the past ten years and today?”
“Are you aware of why you are currently being questioned?”
“Are you aware?”
“Are you?”
“Is anything mankind ever says or does truly unnatural in any way?”
“How often do you fly or otherwise travel abroad on a regular basis?”
“Do you accept this impermanence?”
“Were you ever marked as being a potential flight risk at any point in the past or before now?”
“Have you engaged in any forms of smuggling, trafficking or fraud?”
“Are you or have you been affiliated with any known extremist or terrorist groups?”
“Have you ever now or at any other point felt a vague sense of ennui accompanied by a feeling of indescribable yearning for a past that is no longer, accompanied by a sensation of melancholic unfulfillable longing?”
“Have you ever recognised your own capacity for great evil, but also for good? If not either?”
“Have you ever made this face >:{?”
“Do you have any disabilities, allergies, disorders or health conditions?”
“Have you ever felt a desire to renounce the wider world and live a life away from society as a wild man or a hermit?”
“Do you understand the difference between the known truth, the ecstatic truth, and the subjective truth?”
“Why do we die?”
“Are you subscribed to any frequent-flyer packages?”
“How many times would you say a man dies? And when is he truly, finally dead?”
“What is the present?”
“Do you have any dual citizenship?”
“Have you been to this airport before or not?”
“Do you know that you are real?”
“Have you ever been questioned at an airport before now?”
“What was the last airline you flew with?”
“Could there ever be anything greater or lesser than this?”
“How many forms of ID do you have on you?”
“Are you scheduled for any vaccinations or other medical appointments now or at any point in the next month?”
“Do you require an interpreter or translator of any kind?”
“Can we only be defined by our mistakes even if we commit ourselves to a lifetime of righteous deeds and service?”
Idk.
It sounds funny to me at least.
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Skibidi Toilet seeing a nice springtime flower: Skibidi daffodil neat neat
Very very silly idea
Sabre can perform top surgery using the same technique they used to remove the skibidi's head. Teleport someone's tits off.
The worst thing I have posted so far
It's actually an interesting article
I did the calculations... TTV's schlong is 82ft/984 inches. What the FUCK
(Nearly 25 metres)
Considering the Titans' heights are usually presumed to be ~75m, that would make it a third of his height. Maybe its primary purpose is to be a stabilising tripod?
Maybe it coils up inside him like a woodpecker's tongue inside its skull. Or a firehose reel.
Me: So, what is that 'awning' bit at the bottom of your screen for?
Polycephaly: Oh, I'm uncircumcised.
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What does Duchess use as tampons?