dron kiss a grand total of once and draco just assumes they're dating now no matter the extenuating circumstances bc he has no idea abt the social intricacies of "situationships" and talking stages bc he lives with his head stuck in the sand like an ostrich and has only two modes: "one night stand he'll literally never think about again after" and "ron"
so when the besties eventually catch them hanging out and get understandably pressed, draco's just like: "oh so is it illegal to spend time with my boyfriend now."
to which harry, mione, AND ron go: "???"
like ron is just getting informed of this for the first time, ALONG with his friends, this is really important to me. he is glowing by the way he forgets all the explanations he's gathered to save his ass for lying and sneaking around for Months and is beaming, like: "yeah, cant a bloke spend some time with his boyfriend around here??"
