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🔌 💻 Webheads bios: Hacker

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A screenshot of Hacker’s bio from the webheads site. There is a picture of him on the left, showing a doll with a white, bulky computer for a head, and a face of a white man with a black domino mask inserted into the picture frame screen. He is wearing a black leather jacket over a black shirt that says Hacker in white lettering, along with black gloves, black pants, and black boots. He also has a cross body black leather bag with a logo of a white H tied up with red chains, and a white lock. His bio reads as follows:

Favorite Phrase: “Ain’t nowhere I can’t go”

Favorite Food: Any type of FAST Food

Favorite Website: Microsoft.com

Favorite Clothing: Leather, leather and more leather

Favorite Hobbies: Keyboard drumming

Favorite Song: “Jail House Rock” by Elvis Presley

Perfect for photos of your Co-workers, brothers, sisters, buddies or kids!

WE LOVE HACKERS!!! A hacker is a computer enthusiast who enjoys learning everything about a computer system and, through clever programming, pushes the system to its highest possible level of performance. These computer hobbyists are skilled programmers with a reputation of having a little bit of a mischievous bent – Every now and then, one or two “misguided” hackers breaks into secured computer systems and finds himself in just a teeny tiny bit of trouble with the law —OOOPS!!! We like to think of hackers as good eggs, who program enthusiastically and enjoy a wonderful bonding experience with highly intelligent and clever programmers worldwide. Hackers are our friends.

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Just recieved this absolutely lovely commission of The Hacker, Webmaster, and E-Male being yearning gay computers from @whoalymammoth :-)) I’m absolutely delighted with how this piece came out and he was a joy to commission, so check him out here, or on instagram and twitter, and get somth yourself!

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Always dedicated to saving the day, Webmaster finds solace in the downtime he has out of the suit. That’s where he meets E-Male after all, a brash and overconfident coworker who manages to warm his circuits. The two find themselves getting closer over time, an understanding blooming as they help each other come out of their shells and discover their feelings beyond the societal roles they’ve been pressured to conform to.

But Webmaster is conflicted.

As a hero, he has existed in a place of constant flirtation with one of his enemies, The Hacker. Dangerous as he may be, Hacker is smart and witty, and he has a pull to him that is hard to escape. Their dynamic has continued this way for ages, and now, caught between the two, Webmaster finds there is no easy answer.

The more he tries to make sense of things, the more tangled the cords of his heart become, twisting over each other with the thrum of care and wanting.

Stretched to the limit of his processing power, sparks begin to fly.

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Holy shit I just realized Hacker isn’t gendered like a lot of the other dolls. Himself is used once in the bio but the “Perfect for pictures of [blank]” part also lists sisters as one option. Genderqueer king… I’m gonna have a field day w this.