#webheadcanons

[webheads-dot-com]

Just recieved this absolutely lovely commission of The Hacker, Webmaster, and E-Male being yearning gay computers from @whoalymammoth :-)) I’m absolutely delighted with how this piece came out and he was a joy to commission, so check him out here, or on instagram and twitter, and get somth yourself!

(ID in ALT, little snippet of dynamic thoughts below cut because I’m going all out w this)

Always dedicated to saving the day, Webmaster finds solace in the downtime he has out of the suit. That’s where he meets E-Male after all, a brash and overconfident coworker who manages to warm his circuits. The two find themselves getting closer over time, an understanding blooming as they help each other come out of their shells and discover their feelings beyond the societal roles they’ve been pressured to conform to.

But Webmaster is conflicted.

As a hero, he has existed in a place of constant flirtation with one of his enemies, The Hacker. Dangerous as he may be, Hacker is smart and witty, and he has a pull to him that is hard to escape. Their dynamic has continued this way for ages, and now, caught between the two, Webmaster finds there is no easy answer.

The more he tries to make sense of things, the more tangled the cords of his heart become, twisting over each other with the thrum of care and wanting.

Stretched to the limit of his processing power, sparks begin to fly.

[simplypeterparker]

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memeSend ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.

Peter has an absurdly fast metabolism. He has superpowers and he’s a teenager. Those thing together leave him needing food constantly. However, Peter has a tendency to hyper focus and forget to eat until he’s too shaky to ignore it anymore. That leads him to raiding the fridge and going down to the nearest bodega to get a few chopped cheeses. 

This biggest issue with this is that while he doesn’t have expensive taste, eating so much costs a lot and he feels bad eating May out of house and home. So he spends a good portion of his own money on high calorie snacks that fill him up and he hides them in his room. 

[simplypeterparker]

One thing I've always wanted to do it play around with the idea of Peter and his puppy/celeb crushes. People, especially teenagers, sometimes have crushes on celebrities that they know they could never get with. I can't name how many 15 year olds I've met who've talked about wanting to get with famous people twice their age.

It's a normal thing. Why would Peter be any different? Peter definitely has celebrity crushes on at least half the Avengers-- especially prior to meeting them-- and has thought about them in ways he would <i>never</i> mention to them or act on. But he still feels it. I mean I've had entire conversations in high school about how everyone in the group wants to suck Captain America's dick. It's only weird when those adults feel the same way about Peter and act on it.

Peter having a crush on an adult is hormones and self discovery. An adult having a crush on Peter is Not.

Also I just want an excuse for Peter's bi little heart to flutter.

Tl;dr Peter is a hormonal teenager and has a crush on some of the avengers, but don't engage him. You'll also have to guess who he likes and who he doesn't.

[simplypeterparker]

bold  any  fears  which  apply  to  your  muse   /   italicize  which  makes  them  uncomfortable   /   repost !

dark.  fire.  open water. deep water.  being alone. crowded spaces. confined spaces. open spaces.  change. failure. war.   loss of control.  powerlessness.  prison.  blood.  drowning. suffocation. public speaking (it depends if he has the mask on or off).  natural  animals.  the supernatural.  heights (pre-hoco).  death. intimacy. rejection. abandonment. loss.  the unknown.  the future. not being good enough.  scary stories. speaking to new people. poverty.  loud noises. lack of noise. being touched. forgetting. insects.  disease. falling. spiders.

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[webheads-dot-com]

Holy shit I just realized Hacker isn’t gendered like a lot of the other dolls. Himself is used once in the bio but the “Perfect for pictures of [blank]” part also lists sisters as one option. Genderqueer king… I’m gonna have a field day w this.

[webheads-dot-com]

Realized web cafes would just be cafes in the webheads verse, and that got me thinking about how food places would also probably be places to nap in public. Like they can go in and plug in for tasty info strings or higher/crisper communication, or just to power down and charge for an allotted amount of time via paying a certain amount like a parking meter and leaving when the time is up.

Stuff on the menus taking the place of food and drink could be different small upgrades or short programs to run for a tactile experience and circuit cleanse, similar to how we enjoy the taste of food, though I don’t think they’d need it to stay alive. Are those bodies actually human bodies? Idk! But it’s fun whatever it is. Maybe bio-circuitry or somth.

[simplypeterparker]

What is a deal-breaker when it comes to dating someone?

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He’d say being a bad guy but… Blackcat 

He’d have to say not being okay with Spider-Man. He’s willing to sacrifice his own happiness to help people, and if that means giving up his chances at happiness then yeah… he’s willing to give that up. Spider-Man is an integral part of who Peter is, if his partner wasn’t okay with him being Spider-Man than that means they’re not okay with him. 

[simplypeterparker]

What is your muse’s favorite candy?

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He isn’t too picky when it comes to candy, he still has a huge sweet tooth. But his two favorite flavors are chocolate and sour,  but not together! So depending on what he feels like he’ll get some cheap sour gummy worms or a bag of small chocolates.