Absolutely in love with how delightfully goddamn STUPID every character in FFXIV is. Yes, they are all very smart and competent and whatever.
Estienien and Alphinaud's bizarre inability to understand what money is or how it works. Alisaie and Y'shtola regularly burning their souls to ash to achieve very mundane things that a NORMAL SWORD COULD DO JUST AS WELL ALISAIE! Every single thing Urianger has ever said or done. G'raha running a whole ass COUNTRY and still calling himself Tia. Tataru is not exempt, I remember ARR, this bitch cannot tell when a giant monster is 3 feet behind her because she's too busy cosplaying the 7 dwarfs. Krile being peak Age 22 in thinking she could just go ask the feds to not let the world end and expect help. I don't even need to remind you all the wild shit Lyse is on.
This game really said, "the smarter they are, the dumber they are; the dumber they are, the dumber they also are" and leaned ALL the way in!!!
Everyone has a hat full of doctorates, a fist full of military commendations, and head full of empty!!!